Note: I do not own any of the characters in this story. The characters and ship all belong to Eiichiro Oda.

"Alright, my turn. Nami I choose you. You'll tell the pickup line to Luffy and the line is," Robin trailed off thinking about it. "The pickup line is 'Can I have some of your meat?'"

"WHAT?! Why does it have to be Luffy again, first (Name) now you!" Nami screeched in frustration. There had been little wind for the whole day, and the Thousand Sunny hadn't travelled far. In fact, if you used binoculars, you could just about make out the coastline of the Island you had left the day before. There had been nothing to do, and after sitting around bored out of your mind, Nami had had a great idea. She had decided that one girl will nominate another girl to tell a pickup line to a boy of the nominator's choosing. It had started out with cheesy and slightly cute one-liners, but as the time progressed they became dirtier. Both you and Robin had made Luffy Nami's partner, much to the Navigator's annoyance.

You smiled over at Robin and watched as Nami stomped down the stairs and over to the captain, who was busily eating some meat. Glancing to the side, you saw Sanji passed out, with blood still dripping from his nose and his one visible eye in the shape of a heart. Brook laid next to him stiff as a board and a goofy grin on his face. You smiled to yourself, pleased with the chat up line you had made Robin tell him. He had had a nose bleed from the comment and was still unconscious after ten minutes. Chopper continued to hover around him, worried about the blonde's health. You weren't sure where Franky was, probably tinkering with the ship again, but even though he was out of sight, he was not out of mind and you had sent Robin to hit on him. You weren't sure how it had gone but had heard a 'SUPER!' a few minutes after Robin had gone to deliver the pickup line. Usopp and Luffy were playing cards in the middle of the deck, the wind so scarce that their cards didn't even flutter in it, and Zoro was leaning on the mast sleeping.

"Do you think he'll get the reference this time?" You asked Robin, even though you knew the answer. Robin giggled into her hand.

"Of course not. Though Navigator-san looks very angry, and will most likely take it out on you," Robin told you. You gulped and paled slightly. Nami and Robin were the only two who knew about your not so small crush on Zoro. Even she wouldn't do something that mean to you, right?

Usopp glanced warily at Nami as she approached. All the males except Zoro had been hit on, even Chopper, which had pleased the doctor tremendously. The cross look on Nami's face made him shuffle back, knowing she wasn't here for him. Luffy, who had his back to her, looked at his cards, oblivious to the menacing aura behind him.

"Luffy," Nami began and took a deep breath. "C...Can I have some of your meat?"

Poor Usopp, who had been taking a sip of water, choked and sprayed all the liquid out of his mouth when he heard what Nami had said. Hitting his chest several times, his eyes watered as he tried to breathe. Chopper ran over to him when he heard the sniper coughing. Luffy stared blankly at Nami.

"Sure!" He chirped happily. Nami's and Usopp's widened dramatically. You and Robin swivelled round to look, not expecting him to get it.

Luffy got up and looked Nami in the eyes, giving her a smile. Nami gaped. Of all the pickup lines she had told him, this one wasn't even the dirtiest, yet he still got it.

Luffy raised his hand and... gave Nami the meat in his hand. Usopp face planted the deck.

"Here, there's some left!" Luffy happily said, sitting down and continuing the card game. Nami looked at him, still holding the meat. Shaking her head she walked back to where you were sitting with Robin. Upon seeing your shocked face, she barked out a 'What?'.

"Well, it's just that," you looked to Robin, and she nodded back. "He never gives people his meat."

"Looks like you have a special place in his heart Navigator-san," Robin teased. This made Nami angry.

"Shut up! Anyways, it's my turn and I nominate (Name)," Nami cried, pointing a finger at you. She looked around the deck, stopping when she saw Zoro. "Your partner is Zoro, and this what you're going to say."

Your eyes widened slightly as she whispered the line. Biting your lip you glanced at the sleeping swordsman, then back at your friend.

"I'm not sure I can say that!" You squeaked, your cheeks colouring slightly.

"Nuh uh, you have to do it, remember one of the rules was that you have to do it, no matter how rude the pickup line is!" Nami reminded you.

You sighed then started walking to the sleeping swordsman, dragging your heels. Your shadow fell over the slumbering Swordsman and caused him to wake up. He looked up at you, less annoyed that it has you who had awoken him and not the others. You shifted your weight onto your right foot and began to draw on the wooden planks with your other foot.

"What?" Zoro asked after a lengthy silence. He saw the red on your cheeks and briefly wondered if you were feeling well. Sighing, you glared at Nami across the deck, then you sat down and crossed your legs, your blush becoming ten times as worse. Looking off to the side, you summoned all of your courage.

"Z-Zoro can I," You started, looking into his eyes. "Can I see your fourth sword?"

Zoro's eyes widened slightly. You knew immediately he had gotten the underlying meaning. You swallowed thickly, your cheeks burning a deep red. Your eyes darted back up to his when you heard him chuckle. He was smirking, the one he wore when he had defeated an opponent.

He grabbed your wrist standing up, pulling you up as well. He then strode to the bedrooms, dragging you along as well. Nami threw you a puzzled look, and you returned it with an equally puzzled one.

"Hey, where are you two going?" She called out. Zoro halted and glanced back at her.

"I'm gonna show (Name) my fourth sword!"