DD- Hi everyone! ANOTHER story!!!! EE and I thought of this one day, so we decided to make this into a story! SO yeah… Oh, and Hinata talks to her self, well, kinda, she has worm in her head named Willy, but no one knows that so yeah.
EE-Yep… and here are the characters and what they are:
Itachi- Main character, twins with Sasuke, and is not evil
Myu- Itachi and Sasuke's mom, who is, um, addicted to a lot of things that aren't so Legal
Naruto- Joins Akatsuki
Hinata- Has a voice in her head(the worm) and joins Akatsuki
Sasuke- Gay Crossdresser/ Itachi's twin brother
Temari- Same as always
Gaara- Panda that lives in a Sand Castle
Kankuro- Barbie collector
Sakura- Octopus in Disguise and something bad is always happening to her
Ino- Pig
Shikamaru- Only says Shikamaru because he's a pokemon
Choji- Fairy pokemon
Kiba- Alaskan Eskimo who's always drunk
Shino- Doesn't have eyes and is a t-shirt collector
Tayuya- Normal
Kimimaro- Normal
Sakon and Yukon- Make-up obsessors (normal)
Jiroubou- is made out of Kleenexes
Kidomaru- Spiderman's sidekick
Tsunade- Normal
Jiraiya- BIG Paris Hilton fan
Orochimaru- Homosexual Snake (F.Y.I. normal)
Kabuto- Homosexual Snake sidekick (F.Y.I. normal)
Ten Ten- Normal, But has a mom who makes her wear skirts
Nej- Gangsta
Lee- Normal
Iruka- Has no arms
Gai and other sensei's- Normal
Ita- Yay! A story about me!! Go me, go me, go me!
DD- Here's the first chapter
Chapter one of 'Itachi; the True Story'
"Shut up! Shut up!" a certain purple haired girl hissed to herself.
"Wasup Hinata-Chan?" Naruto asked.
"I told you to shut up!" Hinata hissed again.
"Me?" Naruto asked.
"JUST SHUT UP!!" Hinata screamed, getting unwanted attention.
"Jeez, I was just wondering if you wanted to run away from Konoha and go to the Akatsuki with me," Naruto said, as he started to walk away.
"Oh, okay, I'll come with you," Hinata said, happily again, but her expression soon changed, "I SAID TO SHUT UP DAMMIT!!!!!!!"
"Let's just go now," Naruto said, grabbing Hinata, and carrying her bridal style, about to leave.
"Why are you guys going to the Akatsuki? How would you even know what it is?" Sakura questioned, as Hinata shrugged, and then argued with Willy.
"Because we want to, besides, Jiraiya won't stop singing Paris Hilton," Naruto said, "Plus I looked in the News Paper, and it said, "join the Akatsuki now!'. So obviously, they want me to join."
"Whatever, you know this is going to effect you somehow," Sakura said, but before she could finish, they were gone.
"Itachi! Sasuke! Get down here foos! It's your last day of Shinobi thingy or whatever it is!" Itachi and Sasuke's mom yelled for them at the bottom of the stairs.
"I'm coming mommy!" a very girlish voice yelled from the top of the stairs.
"How is he my twin? He's gay!" Itachi complained, as he walked down the stairs, and Sasuke tripped.
"By the way mommy, I'm going to go um, do something tomorrow, so don't bother me!" Sasuke, said, in his high pitched voice.
"Whatever loser. Hey Itachi, can I have a light here?" Myu asked, holding out her cigar, which wasn't probably a cigar.
"Sure whatever, just don't blame me when you die," Itachi said, rolling his eyes, and then doing his Coowio jutsu, and lighting the 'Cigar' on fire.
"Thanks hone-cough-y," Myu coughed, as her sons ran out the door.
As Itachi and Sasuke walked their way to school, they ran into the Konoha thugs, AKA Neji.
"Wasup dudes, or, um, are you a girl?" Neji asked, talking to Sasuke.
"Why do you keep calling my brother a girl?" Sasuke asked.
"Right, okay, your brother," Neji said, as Itachi cracked laughing, "Anyway, I'm so cool! I do drugs, I've been to Juvie three times, and have a tattoo."
"Of what, a pony?" Itachi asked.
"Well, now that you mention it…" Neji said.
"And do you even know what juvie is?" Itachi questioned again.
"No, but, my brothers been there!" Neji explained.
"You don't even have a brother," Itachi replied.
"Shut up!" Neji exclaimed, "Hinata's been there!"
Flashback
The alarms were going off around the streets as a navy haired girl stepped out of a car, which was obviously stolen, or car-napped. As the Po Po's started to gather around her and the car, the girl started to shake, and whisper weird things that no one could understand.
"Willy! He did it!" Hinata shouted, as the Po Po's stopped for a second.
"That's what they all say," One of the Po Po's said.
"No! I'm serious! Willy told me to do it! He lives inside my head!" Hinata shouted, trying to defend herself, but the Po Po's arrested her, and she screamed the same thing over and over again: "IT WAS WILLY!"
"I think she needs to go somewhere else besides Juvie," One Po Po whispered to another.
"Yeah, but it's the chiefs orders that she will stay in Juvie for a few months," The other whispered, as Hinata screamed, "LET ME GO!!".
End Flashback
"You liar, Hinata didn't go to jail!" Itachi stated.
"Yeah, but she would've, if I didn't come In there with my AK47 and shoot down all them Po Po's!" Neji argued, "See, this is what really happened when Hinata was about to go to jail."
Flashback
"WILLY DID IT!" Hinata screamed, as she was being pulled into the Po Po hummer they got for Christmas from Jessica Simpson (read "An Unforgotten Tale" to get this. ITS BY US!!!! ).
All of a sudden, a wannabe gangsta guy jumped out of nowhere, an started shooting down all the Po Po's.
End Flashback
"I don't think so, besides, your not gangsta," Itachi said, "Your white."
"No I Ain't! I'm Black!" Neji snapped.
"Whatever you say Neji," Itachi said, rolling his eyes.
"Told you so!" Neji snapped at him, making a 'Z' formation, but it ended looking like a line.
"Whatever, we got to get to our class, so we can graduate from the academy, become genins, and get on our teams," Itachi said, as he started to run into the building, dragging Sasuke with him.
In the Class Room
As Sasuke and Itachi walked into the class room, all the girls ran after Itachi, trying to sit next to him, but none of the fan girls got to sit with him, because he sat next to a girl sitting by the window. She had a Chinese pink shirt with a green skirt, black fingerless gloves, and two chocolate colored buns on her head. Itachi thoughts she looked a little… pretty. He then shook those thoughts out of his head, looking around to see if his two best friends around.
He didn't see either of them.
He then sighted, and then looked around him at the angry fan girls glaring at the girl next to him and Sasuke, who was sitting on the other side of him. At the moment Sasuke was drawing some… odd things… such as new spring dresses, and ballerina suits. Itachi rolled his eyes, and stared back at the girl next to him. He had never noticed her before, then feeling guilty… almost. Hey, he's got to keep the Uchiha personality.
"Hello class! Guess what, you all graduated because Tsunade was drunk when she was deciding who would graduate and who wouldn't, so she made you all graduate! Oh, and I lost my arms in an, um, accident!" Iruka, the teacher said happily, walking into the room with no arms.
"And now, since they took my driver license away, I got a fake one from Jirairya, considering he has his own company now, called the Paris Hilton False drivers license company!" Iruka shouted at all of his students, as some of the students got out a pen and a piece of paper.
"So where did you get your fake drivers license?" one student asked, their pen in hand.
"The Paris Hilton False Drivers License Company, or the T.P.H.F.D.L.C., and it's on 123 Paris Hilton Avenue in Konoha," Iruka explained, as the kids wrote down the address.
"There's an address called 123 Paris Hilton Avenue in Konoha?" Ino asked.
"Well, duh! Jirairya got a fund, and saved up all his money to buy the street and call it that! Gosh!" Iruka yelled, as some of the students started at him weirdly.
"Oh! AND he gave me a new car! An 81 Honda!" Iruka squealed in excitement, as a few students rolled their eyes.
"You shouldn't be driving you know," Itachi said boredly about the whole arm thing.
"You should shut up! Your one to talk," Iruka shouted back at Itachi.
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure I have both arms," Itachi said back, rolling his eyes, as he heard a laugh from the girl next to him. No, not Sasuke, the other one. The one who was very pretty and had chocolate colored hair and eyes.
She had a nice laugh.
"Yeah, well forget you guys! You can hear which team your on, and figure out who's on your team, or you can just leave, I seriously don't care." Iruka said.
"See ya!" as half the kids left. All of the main people stayed.
"Okay, Uchiha Itachi, Uchiha Sasuke, Inuzuka Kiba, and Tenten, who's last name I forgot, is team one."
"And team two is Haruno Sakura, Huuga Neji, and Rock Lee. And then team three is Nara Shikamaru, Yaminaka Ino, Fairy Jery Choji."
"Hey, um Iruka, we have four people on our team. Is that supposed to be right?" Itachi asked, being the smart one.
"Tsunade was freaking drunk, and anyway, Hinata and Naruto left for the Akatsuki, so that's it! Now, I'm going to check out my new wheels!" Iruka said, jumping out the window.
"YOU FORGOT ABOUT US, I MEAN ME!" Shino yelled, as he jumped out after him.
"OH MY GOSH! WERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR GUYS!!!" The girl next to Itachi screamed, as she ran to the window to see if Shino was alive or not.
"There alive!" The girl cheered, as she then heard wheels screeching, and looked out the window.
"Are you sure you know how to drive this thing?" Shino asked Iruka.
"Hey nee-san! Were on the same team with… Kiba?" Sasuke said, looking around for the dog boy, finally finding him underneath a desk drunk and holding a few drugs… coughcoughPOTcoughcough.
"Hey Itachi, ask the girl who Tenten is," Sasuke whispered, as Itachi rolled his eyes, and walked over to the girl to ask her.
"Hey, do you know who Tenten is?" Itachi asked, as her nice smile, turned upside down into a glare.
"I'm Tenten jerk!" The girl now known as Tenten shouted at him, punching him and running to her desk steaming.
"Duh Nee-San!" Sasuke said, stomping to his desk also.
"What the hell is wrong with you Sasuke? No, what the fuck is wrong with you? Did you take your medicine?" Itachi asked.
"Heck no! And don't use bad words!" Sasuke said, twirling back to his desk.
"Whatever, oh, and everyone, we have to meet our Sensei tomorrow at the training grounds. Be there," Itachi said, grabbing the now dancing Sasuke, and leaving the room.
END OF CHAPTER
EE- YAY for ItaTen!!!!!
DD- do we even like that couple?
EE- We do now, so shut up!
DD- ok! HURRAH FOR IRUKA'S 81 HONDA!!!! WOO!!
Gaara- that's a really crappy car you know right?
DD and EE- SHUT UP! Anyway, review please!
Ten- yeah, PRESS THE PRETTY PURPLE BUTTON!!! OR IF IT'S BLUE ON YOUR COMPUTER! WHATEVER! I HAVE THE CAPS LOCK ON! WOO!
EVERYONE- BYE BYE!