Disclaimer: Don't own anything but the plot of this story drabble. Kishimoto does.

Summary: In all honesty, nothing but pure silliness on Naruto's part.

"Hey Saucy, could you pass me that donut please?"

Sasuke raised a single eyebrow at Naruto as he eyed the blonde who had just single handedly finished four bowls of ramen for breakfast.

"Don't you ever get tired of eating?"

"Don't you ever get tired of bitching?"

"If I said 'Yes', would this conversation end?"

"Only if you give me that last donut, bastard." Naruto grinned smugly as Sasuke rolled his eyes and handed him the powdered donut. Watching as Naruto devoured the entire donut whole, Sasuke grimaced.

"That's disgusting. For all of your gluttony, I'm surprised you haven't exploded yet."

"Whatever duckbutt, at least I don't look like a mal-nourished stick of pocky."

"... What the fuck? That didn't even make sense, you ass. How the hell could pocky look mal-nourished? It's food you idiot."

"You tell me, it's what you look like."

Sasuke cocked his head back to glare at Naruto, and gave a look that could only be described as "I'm gonna kick your ass as soon as you stand up".

"Haha, did I ruffle your feathers, ducky? My bad, how about I buy you some ramen to make up for it?"

"You just ate four whole bowls of ramen and a donut and now you want more?" Sasuke's look was one of disbelief which even he was surprised he was wearing considering it would probably would have been more surprising if Naruto hadn't had the appetite of a large animal.

It was times like these when Sasuke wished he lived with Sakura instead.

"Well, is that a yes or no, 'cause if it's a no, I'm jus' going to go anyway."

Sasuke rolled his eyes once more as Naruto picked his teeth with a toothpick that had seemingly appeared out of nowhere.

"Fine. But no ramen. If I see any ramen around me at all for the rest of the next week, I'm going to tell Sakura what you did in her coat closet last week."

"Hey! You said you wouldn't tell, you bastard!"

"That's for all of the "duckbutt" cracks, Dead last."

"Touché."

"Duh."