Come on Calvin, you can do this. Just ask her out. Calvin hid behind the lockers, waiting for Susie to pass by. Come on Calvin, you loser! You've known Susie since you guys were like six!

Susie walked by. Calvin wanted to move, he really did. Instead he stood frozen to the spot. Susie passed him, oblivious to his presence. Her brown hair reached her shoulders and bounced with every step she took. So did her skirt. Calvin's eyes widened. Now he really couldn't move. Susie laughed, talking to her friends. She was gone.

Sighing, and gaining his ability to move, Calvin walked away from the lockers. Running a hand through his spiky blond hair, he thought Hobbes was always better with girls than I was…

~LeiaOrganicSolo