Warriors Presents:

Charlie the Unicorn

Starring:

Crowfeather: Charlie

Brambleclaw: Random Blue Unicorn

Squirrelflight: Random Pink Unicorn

Letter Y: as himself

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( dont u people realize I use Crowfeather as all MCs?? I LOVE CROWFEATHER!!!

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Me: Okay, Okay, ill read the disclaimer: Mist, (Aka sam) does not--

Brambleclaw appears out of nowhere

Brambleclaw: I want to read it! Plz??

Me: Watever... Just DONT do what Crowy did. (read disclaimer in Warriors PPP Kitty's angst)

Brambleclaw: okay!!! Reads Disclaimer: Sam does not own warriors, charlie the unicorn, but she does own this idea. Her story is NOT a list !

Me: Thanks brambleclaw! Now, ON with the RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!

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Brambleclaw: Hey, Crowfeather… Hey Crowfeather wake up

Squirrelflight: Yeah Crowfeather, You silly sleepy head wake up!

Crowfeather: Oh god you guys. This better be pretty freakin' important. Is the meadow on fire?

Brambleclaw: No Crowfeather, We found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain Crowfeather.

Squirrelflight: Yeah Crowfeather ! We're going to candy mountain. Come with us Crowfeather!

Brambleclaw: Yeah Crowfeather! It will Be an adventure! We're going on an adventure Crowfeather!

Crowfeather: YEAH! Candy Mountain right…I'm just gunna you know… Go back to sleep now.

Brambleclaw starts bouncing on crowfeather

Brambleclaw: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Crowfeather!!! you have to come with us to Candy Mountain

Squirrelflight: YeahCrowfeather, Candy Mountain… It's a land of sweets and joy... pauses, eyes wideand joyness!

Crowfeather: Please stop bouncing on me!

Brambleclaw: Candy Mountain Crowfeather!!

Squirrelflight : Yeah Candy Mountain

Crowfeather: Alright Fine!! I'll go with you to Candy Mountain!

Squirrelflight and Brambleclaw : LA LAAAA LAAA, LAAAL LA ALAAA

Crowfeather: Enough with the singing already.

Brambleclaw: Our first stop is over there Crowfeather!

All stops, huge THING is in way

Crowfeather: Oh god what is that!?!

Brambleclaw: It's a leoplurodon Crowfeather

Squirrelflight: A magical Leoplurodon

Brambleclaw: It's gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!

Crowfeather: Alright Guys you do know that there is actual Candy Mountain right?

Brambleclaw: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!!

Squirrelflight: SHHHHHUUUUUNNN

Brambleclaw: SSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!

Crowfeather: yea...

Liopleurodon: EIRRGH

Brambleclaw: It has spoken!!

Squirrelflight: It has told us the way!!!!

Crowfeather: It didn't say anything!
Brambleclaw: It's just over this bridge Crowfeather

Squirrelfight: This magical bridge of hope and wonder!!

Crowfeather : Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn't be on this thing.

Brambleclaw: CROWWWWWFEATHER...CROOOOOOWWWWWFEEEATHER...CROWWW-

Crowfeather: What do you want, Im RIGHT here!?!?

Brambleclaw: We're on a bridge Crowfeather!

Later

Squirrelflight: We're Here!!!

Crowfeather: Well what do ya know? There's actually a Candy Mountain!

Brambleclaw: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain… You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!

Squirrelflight: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Crowfeather.

Brambleclaw: Yeah Crowfeather! Go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter

Crowfeather : Yeah err… Thanks but no thanks I'm gunna just stay out here.

Squirrelflight: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Crowfeather!

The Letters in Candy come to life, and the letter Y starts singing

Y: Oh when you're down and you're looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They've got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It's the mecca of lovely candy cave

Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight go into the air... pretty colors r flashing, Crowfeather is on ground, looking annoyed, as always

They've got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Crowfeather wont you go into the cave

Letters go BOOM and explode

Crowfeather: Alright fine!! I'll go into the freakin' Candy Cave! This better be good!

Brambleclaw: Goodbye Crowfeather!

Squirrelflight: Yeah, Goodbye Crowfeather

Cave shuts, Crowfeather is in dark, dark cave

Crowfeather: Goodbye… What?!?!?! HEY WHATS GOIN ON HERE!?!? hello? Who is that?

POW! BOOM! HIT!

(much, much later)


Crowfeather : Ow…Oh god. What Happened? Looks at his side argh! They took my freakin' kidney!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!! plz r&r

SPECIAL THANKS TO THE LETTER Y