Kamikaze lovers

(A Naruto and Sasuke story)

Prologue

No father! Please don't…ack!

Itachi jerked awake. The dream again, the one where the bastard who fathered him was beating him while his mother and his brother hid in the closet. Yes itachi remembered little sasuke was only 10 at the time itachi was 18 almost bastard had dared to touch his little brother the s.o.b. had struck sasuke! Itachi had almost slaughtered the pig that night but instead he had slipped the man a sleeping pill and he had escaped with his brother &his mother to Canada with out a trace. Three months later their mother had died from heart failure in her sleep. It still made itachi sick that the woman only noticed that the bastard's beatings when his brother was born. Itachi reluctantly rolled out of his warm king sized bed 10 years later. He had a new class to teach. He could tell it was going to be a very interesting new year at the university of Oregon state. He felt someone move under the blankets he looked over to find Deidara-his teaching assistant- looking at him the younger man yawned and stretched his tan arms over his head.

"Good morningu itachi-chan. Howr did ru sureep?" the Japanese blonde asked.

His English really sucked when he woke up.

"Good morning Deidara hey new classes start today. What da ya say to messing with freshmen sounds fun don't it?" Itachi asked the blonde who stood up on the bed

"Sorundes like fun! un." the blonde said as he pressed his lips to Itachi's.

Yep today was going to be good. But he just couldn't help feeling that he had forgotten something very important.

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Chpt.1)

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Sasuke peddled faster clicking up the speed on his 16 speed bike. He was going to KILL his brother. Itachi was going to die a horrible death, the jerk didn't even set the ALARM and now sasuke was late for his first day of collage! He peddled harder weaving between cars in the small collage town of Konoha Village. He peddled hard and banked around the coroner hard his denim clad knee skimmed over the ashfualt. He glanced at the clock tower he had about 5 minuets until the bell rang for classes. He peddled harder his legs screaming, he skidded to a stop put his bike away and sprinted towards his first class he slid into the room just as the bell rang. Sasuke froze when he spotted his brother Itachi sitting –not at but- on top of his desk Indian style with a yard stick in his lap. Sasuke sat down aiming a glare at Itachi.

"Welcome to my class creative writing. Now here are the rules…"

Someone snickered interrupting him. Itachi rose off his desk.

"You the boy with the reddish hair and the hood. C'mear."

Sasuke pitied the poor fool who interrupted his brother. A boy with a hood sauntered up to the front of the room.

"What's up man?" the fool asked.

"Hands on the desk. Man." Itachi ordered.

The boy put his hands on the desk. *CRACK* a loud crack sounded.

"First rule. Do not interrupt me. Rule two. Do not Question me or my assistant. And finally. Do not think that I wont use this yard stick on any of you got it?" he asked his ebony eyes scanning the room. There were a few muffled 'yea's and a few 'yes sir's.

"Good now any questions?" he asked.

The boy next to him raised his hand.

"Yes Mr.?"

"Kiba Inuzuka. Sir Can I sit down?" the boy asked.

Itachi nodded and the boy scurried to the back of the room again. Next a pink haired girl raised her hand.

"Yes ?" he asked with a sigh.

"Would you mind telling us about your self sir?" the pink girl asked.

Sasuke was so glad when class was over (he hated listening to his brother drone on and on about nothing) he looked up at the huge trees that were on campus then he decided that he was going to live on campus. Oh yea that would piss Itachi right off.

"Look out! Clear the way! Wooohooo!!!" someone shouted Sasuke stopped and turned to see a blonde running towards him-(*a/n guess who*)-holding a rather large bag.

"Come back here you! NARUTO!!!!!!!" Another person shouted.

The blonde only ran harder. He zipped past Sasuke tossing the bag at his feet he quickly climbed up the tree to Sasuke's right. The boy then at the top of his lungs shouted this.

"YOU CAN'T CATCH ME SUCKKAS!!! IM NARUTO UZUMAKI!! HA! HA! HA!" then the idiot promptly and much to his dismayfell out of the tree. Sasuke couldn't hold back the laughter that came from him, and boy did the blonde glare at him.

"What was that about never getting caught?" one of the guys asked as they dragged the blonde away. Another man grabbed Sasuke and dragged him along.-*(a/n this is where you say 'DUN DUN DUN!!!!'*)-

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Naruto squirmed in the headlock that Gai had him in. The over eccentric physics professor was freaking strong!!!

"Let me go! Gai put me down!!" Naruto growled.

"You, my youthful pupil, brought this upon your self. I do appreciate your youthfulness Naruto!!!" the tall guy with the three stooges hair cut said as he dropped Naruto on his ass in front of the head masters desk.

"Thank you Gai" the head master said.

"Sure sure. Just go easy on them Kakashi. Stay youthful!!!" the guy in green hollered.

Naruto stood his but hurt now along with his head, and all he wanted to do was go to his nice single room and sleep for the next few hours. But nooooo! He couldn't ever catch a brake could he?!

"You alright Naruto?" the head master asked.

Naruto grunted.

"Good now sit." The white haired man said.

Naruto sat in the big plush chair that was next to him.

"Now gentlemen I have excused you from your classes for the rest of the day so you can move your things to your new room in the Hokage dorm. You can get your keys from Kabuto at the desk." The man said as he reclined in his chair. Naruto was confused the guy was talking as if there were someone other than him in the room. He looked at the other chair and saw that there was indeed another someone there, and an absolutely gorgeous and simply fuming someone at that. The guy was good looking he had longish ebony hair, ghostly pale skin that was flushed slightly with anger. Naruto was sure the guy was angry at the headmaster. The guy's deep black eyes held contempt for the silver haired man.

"Itachi put you up to it didn't he?! The bastard!! I'll kill him I'll fucking KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!" The black haired boy shouted standing and slamming his fist down on the hard mahogany desk.

"Aue contraire, Little brother I didn't put him up to it I merely suggested that you have a place on campus so I don't have to worry about YOU being late and almost causing a 4 car pile-up on Main Street." Someone said from behind them. Naruto watched the ebony haired boys pale cheeks darken about 3 shades.

"FUCK THIS I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT I WILL NOT HAVE A ROOM MATE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!" the boy said his voice was deadly and cold. Naruto decided to speak up then.

"Jezz man no need to be that way it hurts. Judging before you know me, and here I thought that I'd make at least 1 friend, and I can be really fun too. Oh well! Your loss. All looks no brains." Naruto said. Yes he was porously pissing the boy off. Was he going to get blown up at? Most likely. Was he going to run like hell? Um fucking DUH!!!!!!

"What did you say?" the guy asked his dark eyes held dark threats and promises.

"That you have no brains!" Naruto said the boy glared and then jumped at Naruto who ran out of the room as fast as he could cackling like a mad man.

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Sasuke's hit list was growing now and the blonde was at the top! The raven followed the blonde silently all the way to his dorm where Sasuke tackled him and pinned him to the ground. He wrenched the blondes arm up behind him and reveled in the loud semi scream that tore from the blondes lips.

"Ahhh!!!! Th...That…hu...hurts...you...bastard!!!!! Get off of me!!!!"

The blonde growled. Sasuke let out a small laugh.

"Don't think I'm all looks now do ya? Dobe." Sasuke asked.

As he pulled up on the boys arm harder.

"Ahh!...Yea sure whatever now GET THE FUCK OFF!!!!!" the blonde shouted Sasuke was glad that no one else was in the dorm or else he wouldn't be able to teach the little Dobe a lesson in manners.

"Now Dobe, if you ask nicely I might get off." Sasuke said.

"PLEASE GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!" The blonde asked Sasuke could tell that the boy was pissed and so was he.

"Damn it, all I wanted was to get my bag back and go take a nap but nooooo! I can never catch a gods be damned break can I!!!" the blonde said to – Sasuke guessed- no one in particular. Sasuke took pity in the boy and stood letting the blonde stand also.

"Whatever, Dobe. Just stay out of my way got it?" Sasuke asked the boy who aimed a powerful glare at him. Sasuke just smiled slightly and left the room making his way back to the headmaster's office in the main square on campus. When he got there his brother was still there and Sasuke still wanted to murder the bastard (gut him with a fucking plastic spoon!!). But that would have been hard with all the witnesses and such.

"Hello little brother how are you?" the bastard asked.

"Die you miserable son of a bitch!" Sasuke said as he glared at his brother.

"What did I do to deserve this? All I wanted was for you to have at least 1 friend Sasuke is that so bad?" Itachi asked with a smile befitting an angel (or maybe a devil!!).

"Besides I promised a friend that I'd watch out for the little blonde nutcase and it just doubled as a way to make it easier on my worry system knowing that you are not alone at night. Kapisch?" the jerk asked as he handed Sasuke a key ring that had 3 keys on it sadly Sasuke only recognized1.

"The red key is for your dorm. The blue is for the house, and the dark green is for the new car that is sitting in the lot outside the little Viper is paid off and under my name so don't screw it up too badly. There is 300$ in the glove box along with an electric door opener thing so go have fun just remember you can keep the car if you stay here. got it? Good! Ta-Ta Little brother!"

"Damn bastard using bribery!! It's not fair!!... A Viper huh?" Sasuke mumbled as he walked out to the parking lot.

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(Sooo! How is it so far?)

(Sasuke- I'm roomed with a fucking nut! How do you think I am!!!?)

(Naruto- I resent that comment!! I'm roomed with an ass!!!)

(*teehee* but things start to get better you both get to hurt kiba!!!)

(Sasuke & Naruto- that works!)

(Enjoy the rest of the chapter maybe? ^^;)

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Naruto flinched as Tsunade chucked his last belonging out the widow.

"That's every thing Tsunade-bachaan thanks!" Naruto yelled to the woman who was his guardian even though he was 19 approaching 20 on October 6th. Naruto climbed in to the back of the pick-up truck and sat down amid all of his things his radio/stereo combo, the three suit cases and his other things that just made the room feel like home like his fox plushy and the weird little things that had collected over the years. Naruto sighed the stuff he had was rather strange indeed. (Most of the Icha-Icha paradise books {3}, a small table and other things used in Wicca ceremonies and 4 different books on acupuncture and pressure points. Naruto sighed as his new dorm came into view. The Hokage dorm. The haven for losers and misfits. And now Naruto and the scary really hawt raven man that he'd have to share a room with. Naruto shuddered at the thought of having the ravens cruel glare on him at night to it was an awful thought! The truck stopped and he got out. He sighed as he looked at the building that was to be his new home for the rest of the year and on.

"Damn…" he sighed to no one in particular.

"Don't get to down about it brat, hey I stayed in this dorm and look at me!" Jeryia said as he got out of the truck to help Naruto bring his stuff in.

"Yea! Look at you, you write trashy novels for a living and your wife is a doctor that's the only good/ smart thing you ever did!!!" Naruto commented as he grabbed a box from the bed of the truck.

"Like that's a bad thing!!!" the older man countered.

"Whatev….ooff!!" Naruto was cut off when a flying object hit him in the face. He felt his nose go crunch and he hit the ground in a crumpled heap, hands over his bleeding nose. Jeryia knelt next to him as he tried to control his anger and urge to destroy the one who hit him.

"Oh god sorry man didn't mean to hit you um… you o.k.?" asked the person who was at the top of Naruto's hate list.

Naruto whipped the blood away from his nose and looked up aiming a heated glare at the person, a tall blonde chick whose hair was pulled in to a high ponytail. Naruto shrugged it off.

"Yea I'm fine. You live here?" he asked the girl who helped him up.

"Naw! I live in Konochi dorm across the commons. By the way I'm Ino." The girl said as she opened the door for Naruto and Jeryia.

"Naruto Uzumaki, pleasure to meat you Ino. You have quiet the arm." Naruto said as they ascended the stairs.

"Yea, but I can't play baseball; coach won't let girls on the team. So in stead I play hockey, I'm the team captain for the school." Ino said rather proudly. Naruto stopped at the door for his room.

"Hey listen, I'm sorry about beaming ya so any time ya need any thing talk ta Shikamaru and he'll tell me consider it done!!" the girl said as she left, Naruto put his key in the hole and unlocked the door he pushed it open to find the scary raven guy in the room, on the floor sorting through things while he listened to music on an I-pod. Naruto set his stuff down and went back out for more.

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Sasuke stacked the last one of his notebooks on his desk. He then stepped back and surveyed his work; they were stacked in order of size, # of pages, and colors. Yes he had a weird OCD about being clean and organized at least in front of others his own room at home was the cleanest in the whole house. He glanced over at the blonde Dobe who had fallen asleep 3 hours ago. Sasuke himself probably wouldn't fall asleep until 1a.m then he had to wake up at 8a.m but he'd end up wakening at 6a.m his usual time. He sighed and stretched, the same thing always happened when he stayed some place new… his chronic insomnia came back for a few days then he'd sleep like a baby. He tugged off his shirt and tossed it in to his hamper that sat at the foot of his bed. Then he chivvied off his dark blue jeans and tossed them in also, he grabbed his p.j. pants and slid them on over his pale hips. He drew his hand up over the many burn scars that covered his arms, he stilled when he reached the worst one the one on his left shoulder. He dropped his hands and crawled in to his bed and sat there until he fell asleep 4 hours later.

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Naruto could hear his room mate continuously move things around until about 9:45p.m; the guy had some weird OCD or something. Naruto shrugged it off and drifted back to sleep.

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Naruto felt the water hit his bared skin, and before he had time to register what was happening he was hauled out of bed and dumped on the floor. He looked up at his assailant and almost went back to sleep. It was an old friend of his Garra Suna; the short red head was looking down at him with speculating turquoise eyes.

"Hey Garra, what's up?" Naruto asked his friend sleepily.

"Oh nothing much Naruto I just wanted to welcome you to Hokage dorm. I'm the R.A. c'mon get up and dress we got some meeting and greeting to do coz lets go!!!" said the red head as he pulled Naruto to his feet.

"MMMMMM….. Yea I know. Let me get dressed at least Garra!!" Naruto hissed not the least bit concerned that his roommate was not there.

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"Yo!!! Naruto man what up ?" a very loud voice shouted Naruto pinned it as that of kiba Inuzuka's a guy in his creative writing class and the one that lived 2 doors down from him. Naruto groaned out loud and tried to disappear, but his attempts were unsuccessful. 4 trays slammed down around him he looked at kiba –well more like glared at him- the brunet was all smiles and had a shit load of food on his tray. Next to him was a guy he recognized as kiba roommate shikamaru something? Then there was the guy who sat staring at his phone waiting that was Neji Hyuga a rather scary language's student. He sat to kiba's right while shikamaru sat to his left then there was a frightening guy called shino of the bug's a realy weird one Naruto groaned and laid his head back down on the table.

"So who's your roomie?" asked kiba around a mouthful of food.

"Some emo suicidal hawat ass prick. Um… I think his names Sasuke Uchiha. Yea hey you guys seen Garra?" Naruto asked because he didn't want to get jumped by the small red head again.

"Your roomie is 's little brother?!!" kiba asked really loudly.

"Shut up kiba! How troublesome!" hissed shikamaru as he forked his salad rather viciously?

"Something wrong shika-san?" asked shino looking at the normally calm if not lazy boy who sat across from him. Naruto was also curious as to what made the guy snap at kiba.

"He is upset because his love interest doesn't even notice him even after he practically poured his heart out to her in the middle of the fricken dorm at konoichi." Neji said not looking up from his cell phone.

"My cousin is tamari's roommate and I can't help if I am forced to listen to her." He said as the phone rang he flipped it open and spoke in to it.

"Hello…ten-ten." His face lit up and he left in a hurry.

"What the fuck was that!?" kiba asked.

"No idea." Naruto replied as he left the table and vacated the room. He walked down the hall and out side and around to his favorite spot to nap he stopped at the tree and set down his bag he then plopped down next to it sighing heavily.

"Goddess why in the seven hells do you put me with a super hawt ass-hole? Huh what the hell did I do to deserve this?" Naruto asked.

"Who the hell knows?" Came a voice from behind him.

Naruto turned around to find his creative writing teacher and a guy he had known since he moved to Konoha in the 6th grade. Itachi Uchiha.

"Hey Itachi." Naruto said.

"Hi Naru. So sorry that Sasuke isn't more social he's not the best person to room with but give him time and he'll warm up to you." Said the older raven as he dropped a book in to Naruto's lap then he left. Naruto looked down at the book it read:

KAMIKAZE LOVERS

BY CHIITA HUACHI

Naruto knew the name. It was Itachi's screwed up pen-name. He wrote romance novels and Naruto should know who it was because he had every single one of his books which consisted of works such as:

HEART OF THE DRAGON

SOFT LOVE

BROKEN WINGS

MY KINGDOM FOR YOUR HEART

And so on. And the stories were ALL Yaoi and the best for the romance buff! Naruto had to wait to read it though because the mega-uber-bitch Sakura was heading his way!!!!

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This is the part where you say (DUHN DUHN DUUUUUHN!!!!!!!!!)

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