A/N: I got psycho obsessed with the coolest anime called .Hack//sign and I really wanted to write a fic about it buuuuut.....I haven't see enough about it. -_-' 6 eps.....7 and 8 are downloading as we speak ^^" But from what I have seen, and what I will be seeing I decided to parody it with Slayers since it would work so well. So this chapter is the explanations, an into if you will.

D/C: I do not own Slayers nor the ideas of .Hack//sign. Both animes are godly good so go get both. On another note, .Hack//sign is soon on sale on DVD, check into it. It's nice to download free anime but you should also buy it if you like it (I'm not one to talk but I am going to buy it once it's for sale)


The cast of Slayers will be taking over the roles of the cast from .Hack//sign. So you'll never really see any character from .Hack//sign but rather the Slayers playing the roles. For that I've made a list to help understand.

Tsukasa: Zelgadis

Mimiru: Lina

Bear: Gourry

BT: Filia

Sora: Xellos

Subaru: Amelia

Scarlet Knight: random guard

Krim: Val

Now the original plot of .Hack//Sign was that it's an online game that your consciousness is in the game but you don't feel pain, smell, touch, taste blah yatta....on and on. However, a character named Tsukasa is stuck in the game and cannot log out. Another player Mimiru meets up with the disgruntled and very antisocial Tsukasa and tries to help him but he just throws the cold shoulder to her. Other characters get involved when the mention of 'Key of the Twilight' is heard. Now it seems the poor Tsukasa is stuck in the middle of the mystery.

(There's more to the original plot but I can't give it all away)

My story will follow this as closely as I can but there will be some variation (like pairings). to help confusing with the names, I'll stick with the original Slayers names but they will act like the characters of .Hack//Sign (don't worry, I set the roles with who fits the personality best).

The Slayers will be living in the modern world but you hardly see it so it doesn't matter. Their characters in the game will look exactly like themselves but with the weapons and clothes the original .Hack//Sign characters wear so I suggest you look at this site:





So maybe now I'll write the changes to their weapons and attacks.

Zelgadis/ Tsukasa: A staff, he's something of a wizard

Lina/Mimiru: no magic, just a huge sword and an attitude

Gourry/Bear: Still has a sword....a BIG sword...

BT/Filia: Another wizard of sorts (not much of a change) she also has a staff

Xellos/Sora: no magic, just has twin blades

Amelia/Subaru: heavy axe, no magic

Random Guard/Scarlet Knight: Heavy sword

Val/Krim: They call his weapon a long arm or something but it looks like a long stick with a blade attached.

Anyways, onto the intro chapter...