Tony_Stark has logged on.

Natasha_Romanoff has logged on.

Clint_Barton has logged on.

Bruce_Banner has logged on.

Steve_Rogers has logged on.

Thor_Odinson has logged on.

Nathalie_Crystalline has logged on.

Nathalie_Crystalline: Hey everyone! Why are we all on here again?

Tony_Stark: Because Mr. Eyepatch thinks we need to 'bond' more.

Clint_Barton: And why is that? We DO live in the same tower.

Tony_Stark: MY tower, I might add.

Nathalie_Crystalline: Tony, you forget that I can ACTUALLY kill with a glare.

Tony_Stark: …point taken. I'll shut up now.

Nathalie_Crystalline: Good.

Natasha_Romanoff: DID YOU ACTUALLY GET HIM TO SHUT UP?!

Bucky_Barnes: Nathalie wins the bet.

Nathalie_Crystalline: WHAT BET?!

Tony_Stark: WHAT BET?!

Steve_Rogers: The bet for $10,000 that someone could actually get Tony to shut up willingly or unwillingly, as long as he shut up for a minute or more.

Tony_Stark: HEY! Wait, Grandpa's here!

Steve_Rogers: Tony, I might have trouble with technology, but I can still read…

Thor_Odinson: Man of Circular Throwing Objects! There is another person down here with a strange metal contraption, however this one is in the place of his arm! He says that his name is James Barnes, and that he knows you well.

Nathalie_Crystalline: WAIT WHAT THOR ARE YOU SURE?!

Steve_Rogers: ARE YOU POSITIVE?!

Thor_Odinson: Verily. May I ask why?

Nathalie_Crystalline: !

Steve_Rogers: !

Nathalie_Crystalline has been suspended from the conversation, but suspended persons can still see your messages.

Steve_Rogers has been suspended.

Tony_Stark: …who is that "James" guy they were talking about?

Natasha_Romanoff: I think that I think I know who it is, and I think we're all good because those two are here.

Bruce_Banner: WHAT THE HECK WHAT WAS THAT?!

Tony_Stark: If my calculations are correct, and they always are, that was Nathalie tackling someone and screaming "Bucky." Who's Bucky?

Natasha_Romanoff: Yep, that's who I thought it was.

Clint_Barton: WHO?!

Natasha_Romanoff: One second.

Natasha_Romanoff is suspended from group chat "Avengers."

New chat started with Nathalie_Crystalline by Natasha_Romanoff.

Natasha_Romanoff: Hey, the others are wondering who Bucky is.

Nathalie_Crystalline: YEAH GO AHEAD AND TELL THEM BUCKY YOU'RE BACK YOU'RE ALIVE YOU'RE ALRIGHT! HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?!

Natasha_Romanoff: SHIELD, Nathalie. SHIELD.

Chat deleted.

Natasha_Romanoff has rejoined.

Natasha_Romanoff: Had to ask Nathalie for permission. 'James' or 'Bucky' is James Buchanan Barnes. Also known as Bucky Barnes, their comrade back in WWII, the recently deprogrammed Winter Soldier… and Nathalie's boyfriend and Steve's best friend.

Clint_Barton: LET ME AT THE MAN I WANT TO HIT HIM OVER THE HEAD WITH A METAL BAR FOR COGNITIVE RECALIBRATION!

Nathalie_Crystalline has rejoined.

Steve_Rogers has rejoined.

Bucky_Barnes has logged in.

Nathalie_Crystalline: Clint. Death glare coming your way unless you shut up.

Bucky_Barnes: IS HE THREATENING YOU?!

Nathalie_Crystalline: *Sighs* Chill, love. He's good. He's weird. AND he forgets that I can hack into his file at any time and look through everything.

Clint_Barton: …I'll be good…

Nathalie_Crystalline: That's what I thought.

Tony_Stark: BUUUUURN CLINT! SHE WHIPPED YOU LIKE A PUPPY!

Steve_Rogers: …why would someone whip a puppy?

Tony_Stark: Expression, Grandpa.

Nathalie_Crystalline: Call him or my boyfriend 'Grandpa' again. I. Dare. You, Stark. Death glare headed your way, and even in a picture I can kill you.

Tony_Stark: …

Thor_Odinson: I am confused. Who is this person with the metal arm that has joined us?

Nathalie_Crystalline: Thor, meet my boyfriend, Bucky. Former Soviet Assassin just like me, damn good fighter and overprotective little idiot.

Bucky_Barnes: ….I AM older than you by a few months.

Nathalie_Crystalline: And?

Bucky_Barnes: Actually, no point to that. Just wanted to see if you would remember.

Nathalie_Crystalling: Of course I would remember. Why wouldn't I remember my own perfect boyfriend's age compared to mine?

Bucky_Barnes: …I would appreciate it if you would stop praising me so much. I get very uncomfortable very fast, and you of all people know what that's like.

Steve_Rogers: It's good to have you back, Bucky.

Bucky_Barnes: Good to be back. Now will someone PLEASE explain why we are texting each other from ten feet away?

Tony_Stark: Because we're lazy little (censored).

Tony_Stark: NATHALIE WHY IS MY PHONE CENSORED

Nathalie_Crystalline: Because I don't think swearing suits anybody.

Tony_Stark: …