hi! ima new writer on this site, but i have been reading on this site for a long time!
i reccommend that ya read coalar and angeldragonstar's works.
Disclaimer: the only character/logo thingy bobber that i own has to do with something ina bottle...
"Vivi! Wake up! It's your birthday!", exclaimed Zidane as he burst into the room. "Whatididntmeantadoitiwasjustatryingtohelplightthefire.", stammered Vivi. "Of course you didn't you dolt it's your birth-a-day!", "You mean the day thatI was formed out of the oblivion and chaotic hell that is our universe? That day?" "Well yes Vivi, but there is this dude that's making the story work this certain way while at a cheap-butt school computer, and he thinks that it looks better in print as birth-a-day, so that is how we're going to say it at least for now." "I hope he's not as mean as that Coalar person that randomly pops into our world sometimes she's a right pain in the a" "Uh Vivi, Sergius Trintus of the Black robes is fond of this Coalar, and it might be a bad thing totick him off." "Ok, right. Well so since it is my birthday, and not the celebration of when i was formed out of the oblivion and chaotic hell that is our universe, we shall need to decidehow old that i am turning." "Right.", said Zidane as he scratched his monkey butt, "How about 13?" "Heckyes!", was Vivi's short reply."So Zidane. Since I'm13 today does that mean i get to do what teenagers do?" "Sure Vivi, i think that after being given a hic.. uh never mind but yes you can."Yay!", was his final word as he slipped down the banister to get to breakfast.
When he got there everyone was already eating because he took to long to get down there. "Hey Eiko ya fat lard how'bout some breakfast?", he barked. "Now Vivi do you really wantto be mean on your birth-a-day?" "Heck yes.""That's no way to speak to the Princess", yelled Adelbert. What? She's just a sl in discuise as a person." At this statement Steiner passed out and the weight of his armor, combined with his mass and momentum, squished Regent Cid as he was walking by. "Yayeah! Rusty's out and that leaves me at least 4 hours all alone with the Princess in her room with interruption. So wherewill it be honey in your room or mine?" To the shock of all Dagger said, "Mine, it has the bigger bed." "See i was right she is a sexy player!" and with that they went up there and... BOOM! "OH CRAP I HIT MY FRIGGING HEAD ON THE TABLE" With that Vivi gets out of the floor to which he had fallen on after rolling off his bed and hitting the night stand in his dream. " Oh well it's about time to get up anyways." "Vivi! Wake up! It's your birthday!" With that Vivi sank to the floor moaning in anticipation of what was to come.