Chapter 1. The Ridiculous Plan.
… And the crowd goes WILD! Lily Evans sat up. She was in the audience of the semi-finals, a Gryffindor versus Ravencalw match. The cheering she had heard was because the Gryffindor keeper, Troy McLagan, had just made an awesome save. Lily tried to watch all of the game but her eyes kept straying to the seeker. That's should be my position, Lily thought. If only girls were allowed to play Quidich, I could be on the team. Lily sighed. There was no use. No one wanted a girl on the team. She just wished she could do something more then study in her life. Being in her seventh year Lily new it was time to start considering life matters. She may have been doing so since she was 12 years old but there was no reason to trust her judgment back then, before she liked Quidich, she told herself firmly. The one good thing in her life was that the most annoying guy ever, James Potter, had left two years earlier and had quit asking her out. She glared at the memory. Just because most people fawned over him didn't mean she was going to. She had thought that people older than her, even if it only was by two years, would be more mature. The infamous marauders had made her see the error of that thought. Sirius Black, Remus Lupin and of course, James Potter. How she hated them. Lily flipped her long red hair. She ticked off their characteristics on her fingers. Sirius Black, enemy, shoulder length black hair, grey eyes, tallish, full of himself. Remus Lupin, occasional study buddy/ companion, long brown hair, brown eyes, tallish, standable. James Potter, arch nemesis, messy black hair, hazel eyes, tallish, all-round prick. Lily was only dimly aware that the quidich match had ended with Gryffindor winning 270 to 140. She left the stands and went to stand with her best friend Alice Prewett.
" Howdy whore," said Alice.
" Hey, bitch," responded Lily. (A/n. I know Lily's supposed to be all sweet and innocent but I don't give a fuck.)
" You seemed to be enjoying yourself there." smirked Alice.
"I'm sorry, but you no I can't help it." Lily whined.
"I know," said Alice, "but you could try".
"Or not."
"Slag".
"You can talk".
They dissolved in a fit of giggles causing many odd glances in there direction from first years unused to the sight and a lot of knowing looks to friends from the others.
(A/n. I can't be bothered writing what happens at school so I'm skipping ahead to the last day. It was towards the end of the year anyway).
"IT'S THE LAST DAY," screamed Alice, jumping on Lily's bed.
Lily rolled over and tried to go back to sleep. Alice kept on shouting.
"I know, I know already." Groaned Lily.
"Lily it's our last day. At Hogwarts. Ever." Said Alice sounding irritated.
"Yes, and I'm going to lead a crappy life at a crappy job in a crappy house in a crappy town with. Out. Quidich. In. It." Lily punctuated every word with a slap of her hand on her knee.
"You could always pretend you're a guy and just cut and charm your hair." Alice joked.
Lily's face lit up.
"You're not really going to. Are you? Lily Evans answer me. You will not dress up as a boy to play quidich. You will NOT!"
"It was your idea," grinned Lily evilly.
"AS A JOKE!" screamed Alice.
"You suggested it so now you have help me!"
"I hate you!" hissed Alice.
"I know you do." Said Lily brightly.
"Fine, you win, I'll help. But I'll laugh my arse off when you fail." Growled Alice.
"That's fine with me cause I won't fail." Said Lily simply.
"Will to."
"Will not."
"Will to."
"Will not."
"Will to!"
"Will not!"
"WILL TO!"
"WILL NOT!"
"WILL TO TIMES INFINITY SQUARED!"
"WILL NOT TIMES INFINITYCUBED!"
"Did I mention that I hate you?" said Alice in an annoyed voice.
"Many times. I've learnt to live with it." Said Lily.
"Ok, so now we plan…."