The Advantages of Insomnia

Pairing: NarutoxGaara

Rating: M very M rated.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its characters. But I so own this plot. So own it.

A/N: Okay, So this is my first Narufic. Of course it's yaoi, and of course there's gotta be a redhead involved. Please be nice, because I had trouble when I started it. I knew what it was going to be about, but I had no idea it was going to be so hot. It took me two whole days to finish! I don't feel that it was properly titled either, but I couldn't think of anything else. I hope you enjoy as much as I did. ^.^

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It was almost three in the morning, and once again, sleep evaded him. He laid in the dark for hours thinking of nothing constructive except if his last pack of cigarettes would last until the store opened. He could hear Temari in the other room typing away on her laptop, in a rush to meet her deadline. The incessant clicking of her nails hitting the keyboard was beginning to wear his nerves thinner than they already were. He contemplated turning on some music, but the slight tapping at his windowpane quickly drew his attention to other matters. Walking over and pulling back the heavy black curtain, Gaara stared at the shivering blond teen, crouched on the tree branch outside his window.

"What's the password?"

"Christ, Gar, it's freezing out here, open the damn window!" Naruto growled quietly and shivered. Gaara rolled his eyes and unlatched the window seconds before he had an armful of heavy orange material. Sighing, he turned around and draped the oversized orange hoodie over his computer chair, only to feel cold, muscled arms wrap around his middle and a hard body press up against him from behind. Gaara shivered as the cold seeped right through the fishnet shirt he was wearing and he contemplated putting the baggy hoodie on.

"How long have you been sitting out there?" Gaara asked and he shivered again for different reasons. Mainly because petal soft lips were trailing kisses up the back of his neck.

"I wasn't sure..." Kiss. "if you were..." Kiss. "awake or not." Nip. "But then I remembered you were an insomniac and only sleep on Sundays and holidays." Naruto snickered and Gaara rolled his eyes again, moving to pull out of the embrace.

"Hardly funny, Naruto." Gaara ground out as he reached over and pulled a cigarette out of his half empty pack and lit it. Swiveling the computer chair around, Gaara sat down and rolled backwards enough so that he could reach the ashtray on his desk, and wasn't surprised when his lap was soon occupied by the heavier teenager. "What are you doing here, anyway? It's almost three 'o' clock in the morning."

"Well, I just got back from that new club downtown, so I figured I'd stop by and see what my favorite redhead was doing. Sue me." When Gaara didn't looked convinced, Naruto wrapped his arms around Gaara's neck and leaned back. "Okay, so I've been having a bad day. School sucked, the club more so, and Sasuke ditched me to go play doctor with Sakura not even an hour after we got there, so I'm bored." Gaara took a long drag off his cigarette, held it for a moment, then exhaled slowly from the corner of his mouth before smirking, causing the two spiked barbells in the corners of his bottom lip to glint in the black-light. "I was hoping you could entertain me a little, but if you're in one of you're sulking moods, I think I'll just go home." Naruto teased as he moved to get up.

Gaara eyed the boys tight black muscle shirt and baggy khakis before grabbing a handful of ass and pulling Naruto closer onto his lap. He took another hit off his cigarette then stubbed it out in the ashtray, ready to give the blond his undivided attention.

"I don't sulk, and you should know better than to go to a club with those two by now." Gaara said as he exhaled a thick plume of smoke right in the blonds face.

"Yeah well--." Naruto coughed out but was interrupted by Gaara's lips claiming his in a heated kiss. Naruto moaned softly and draped his arms around the others neck again and leaned in so that their chest's were flush. Gaara smirked when he felt warm steel brush against his bottom lip and he darted his tongue inside the blonds mouth to play with the newly acquired piercing. It took almost a month to convince his boyfriend to get his tongue pierced, but it was well worth it when he felt the bottom ball slip through the loop of the slave door-knocker in his own tongue, effectively sealing their kiss. Naruto seemed to enjoy it as well, because he breathed another moan and ground his hips into his roughly, earning the blond a slight gasp in response.

Gaara disengaged their kiss so that they could take in much needed air and Naruto immediately attacked the black loop in Gaara's left ear. Knowing how much it turned him on, the blond teased Gaara's warm flesh without mercy and smirked when Gaara's hands gripped his ass roughly and ground their hips together to create delicious friction that had Naruto sinking his teeth into spot below Gaara's ear, groaning as he did so.

Naruto moved back far enough to reach between them and work on his boyfriend's studded belt while Gaara's hands traveled up under the others muscle shirt, digging his nails into the smooth, flawless skin. Gaara captured Naruto's lips in another brief kiss and lifted the blond off his lap. He stood and walked over to the door to lock it, but before he could reach for the lock, he was turned around and pinned to the door by his madly grinning boyfriend.

Skilled hands quickly found their way to his hips and pushed the heavy black rave pants down, exposing his awakening arousal. A deft hand reached for the lock again, but the action was thwarted when the blond took it into his own and laced both through his spiky blond locks as he dropped to his knees in front of the redhead.

"Naruto—Nghh." Gaara was cut off by the feeling of wet heat suddenly surrounding his half erect member and he fisted the boys hair in his hand, driving himself deeper into that pleasurable mouth. Naruto nearly gagged, but restrained the urge and began to bathe the other's erection with strong sweeps of his tongue. Gaara's teal eyes rolled back into his head when he felt the stud of Naruto's barbell press into the underside of his erection followed by a harsh suck that made his hips jerk. If there was one thing besides talking that Naruto's mouth was good at, it was this.

Naruto grinned around his lover's erection and gave another hard suck before pulling back and rolling his tongue over the sensitive tip. He loved the way Gaara tasted, but he wished the stoic redhead would learn to be more vocal. If it weren't for his body actions and the obvious hard on, he wouldn't know if he had any effect on his boyfriend at all. Luckily, after six months of practice, he knew what Gaara liked and didn't like. He could feel the fist in his hair tighten when he deep throated him then sucked him all the way back to the tip before repeating the action several more times.

Gaara found himself out of breath and panting rather quickly as Naruto's expert ministrations had his knees weakening and he had to brace most of his weight against the door to keep from sliding to the floor. After a few more teasing strokes of Naruto's tongue, the redhead thought he would go insane if he allowed it to continue any further. Later, he would only deftly recall pulling Naruto to his feet and shoving him backward onto his double-wide mattress where he landed across it sideways. It took seconds for him to step out of his pants and cross the little distance to the bed to straddle the others hips. Engaging them in a fervent kiss of clashing lips, teeth and tongues, Gaara made quick work of his boyfriend's belt and skillfully undid the button and zipper of the khakiss without any notice from Naruto.

He broke the kiss to move down and pull the pants from his lover's golden tanned legs while Naruto pulled off his muscle shirt and flung it across the room. When Naruto was fully revealed before him, Gaara sat up and removed his last remaining article of clothing; not that fishnet was considered clothing. Gaara hissed in pain and pleasure when Naruto leaned up to gently bathe his right nipple with his warm tongue, and he dropped his shirt off the side of the bed, his hands moving up to rest on each side of the blond's neck. Having gotten his nipples pierced the same day Naruto got his tongue pierced had pacified the blond at the time, but it had greatly increased the sensitivity of that area. Even a month later, though they were still a bit sore, they were healed and the slightest touch would send jolts of pleasure straight to his groin. Naruto understood this and was careful to not to cause his boyfriend any discomfort, slowly dancing his tongue around the stainless steel loop before flicking over the tight nub, his thumb coming up to brush lightly over the other.

Gaara's back arched sharply and Naruto took the opportunity to push the redhead onto his back. He then started to trail kisses down the pale, creamy skin from his lover's sternum to lavish his naval with nips and licks. He smirked when Gaara's stomach muscles twitched. Gaara was unavoidably ticklish, though the goth teen would never admit it openly. Which was why Naruto made it a point to torment him every time they had sex by repeatedly dipping his tongue into the redhead's bellybutton. It was almost the only way to make the boy squirm. Gaara's silent gasps and writhing body had Naruto harder than he could have imagined and he could barely wait to have more.

Gaara wasn't one for touching or all that foreplay, but he could handle being under Naruto simply for the pleasure it induced. Though Naruto was younger by a year and a half, he was thicker in body and hardly lacked enthusiasm. Because both of them were experienced in the ways of sex, they took turns being uke. It mattered little to Gaara, as he knew he could give as good as he received, but he wasn't going to be topped tonight.

Grabbing a fistful of blond spikes, he reveled in the startled gasp he wrung out of his partner as he pulled his head up and maneuvered out from under him. Curious azure eyes followed him as far as they could as Gaara moved behind him without a word and pushed him forward onto his hands. Naruto shuddered when he felt the warm body of his lover press against him from behind and he pushed his hips back against the straining member brushing against the underside of his own. It created a blissful friction that had both boys groaning in pleasure. They continued this for a few minutes; Naruto rocking his hips back against the redhead's, and Gaara bucking slightly against him, providing them with feather light and brief touches as their erections brushed against each other.

When he'd had enough, Gaara reached over and slid his hand under the mountain of black pillows at the top of his bed and searched for the bottle of lube he religiously kept there. He knew Temari searched through his drawers when he wasn't home, trying to find drugs or alcohol. He didn't want to run the risk of her finding the bottle and confiscating it, so he hid it in the only place a blond wouldn't think to look. He left the toys in the bottom drawer of his computer desk, though, much to her mortification and his amusement. Handcuffs were okay on many levels, but he knew she wouldn't bring up the ball gag and vibrator.

Naruto whined softly and rolled his hips against Gaara's in a silent plea to hurry the fuck up. Teal eyes shifted back to the blond when his hand found the half empty bottle and pulled it from it's sanctuary. Flipping open the cap, he thoroughly coated three of his fingers in the thick substance before moving back into place. Naruto rolled his hips again in impatience and Gaara couldn't resist. He leaned down and bit the other lightly on the tailbone, earning him an undignified whimper from his partner. Clearly enjoying the unexpected sound, Gaara laved the spot he'd just bitten with his tongue and Naruto let out a small moan, pushing back against his lover's talented mouth. Knowing what was to ensue, the blond reached out and pulled over a thick pillow. He was able to bury his face in it just in time to release a strangled cry when Gaara's tongue slipped lower to tease at his entrance.

Naruto's hips jerked back in response and Gaara's dry hand came up to grab his ass cheek, spreading it so he could press his tongue more firmly against that spot. Again Naruto released a cry that surely would have woke up the whole household if if weren't for that blessed pillow, and Gaara smirked, turning the teasing lick into a deep, wet kiss. Naruto's next cry was more of a sob as he rocked his hips back against his lover's mouth and fisted the comforter tightly in his hands. When the blond felt the talented tongue force it's way past the first barrier of his entrance, he thought he was going to come right then and there. But the sensation was gone before it really started, only to be replaced by two long, slick fingers driving into him and aiming straight for his prostate.

Naruto's head jerked up in shock and pleasure, but his mouth was covered by the redhead's hand before any sound could escape unfiltered. Cerulean eyes rolled back into his head as that spot inside him was hit over and over again while Gaara's lubed digits worked in and out of him, stretching him and preparing him for something much larger and more pleasurable. Pre-cum dripped in a steady flow from his painfully erect member and he reached down to relieve some of the pressure, only to have another finger push into him roughly, effectively stopping his venturing hand. Naruto wasn't capable of anything other than sobs of ecstasy at that point, as he moved against his lover's fingers.

Knowing Naruto couldn't take much more, Gaara removed his slick fingers and reached for the bottle again. This time, he heavily coated his erection, sighing as his hand worked over the rigid, weeping shaft. Up until that moment, his hand had covered Naruto's mouth. But when he moved up to position himself at the blond's thoroughly abused entrance, he moved his hand to the back of the spiky haired head and shoved it back into the pillow at the same moment he thrust himself to the hilt inside of the him.

Naruto's cry was practically a scream when white hot pain shot up his spine, tensing every muscle in his body. Gaara stilled all movements to allow the younger teen to adjust to the size of him. The redhead bit hit tongue at the feel of Naruto's walls clenching him like a vice. Knowing he wouldn't be able to move his lower body without inflicting serious pain on his partner, the redhead reached around and slowly drew his fingertips across his lover's stomach in an attempt to get the blond to loosen his hold on him before he exploded.

"Relax, Naruto..." Gaara whispered, his voice shakier than he he would have liked. The muscles trembled in the wake of his passing caresses and he could hear his lover pant into the pillow. He knew the blond was fighting not to push away from him; a solid eight and a half inches was a little more than most could handle, especially without any warning. Gaara was struggling himself, though. The way those muscles clamped down around him made it almost impossible not to try to thrust deeper.

His patience and control was rewarded when he felt Naruto slowly start to relax, and when he felt the subtle rock of his lover's hips against his own, he knew that was his que to continue. He measured the first withdraw infinitely slow until just the tip remained inside his lover, then firmly grasped the other teen's hips and thrust back in quickly. Gaara finally released a low growl and Naruto showed the first signs of pleasure when he pushed back to meet the thrust with equal force.

The sound that escaped the redhead's lips a moment ago nearly sent Naruto over the edge. The guttural, almost animalistic noises Gaara made in the throes of pleasure was enough to pacify even the most contemporary nymphos, and Naruto was no different. All pain forgotten, the blond bit into the pillow and braced himself. Gaara set a fast, hard pace, slamming into his lover from behind with enough force to make the bed lightly tap against the wall, even with the bed a good three inches away from from touching any wall. He knew it was a possibility that Temari would hear and come to investigate, but Gaara found himself not caring in the least, as his azure eyed lover wouldn't have it any other way. If his sister did walk through that door, she was going to get an eye full. This thought made the redhead smirk and he readjusted his thrusts so that he would hit the blond's prostate dead on. Naruto immediately became a music box of cries, sobs, and gasps. Gaara ran one hand from a tanned hip up his lover's sweaty back to grip his trembling shoulder. This gave him more leverage and resistance, and he thrust deeper into the cavern of heat that contracted around his member.

Knowing that neither of them were going to last much longer, Gaara draped himself over the blond's back and moved his other hand to grasp his boyfriend's leaking erection in a bruising grip. He pumped his hand in time with his rigorous thrusts, and after only a few seconds, Naruto turned his face away from the pillow with a gasp.

"Gar, I'm gonna—." Naruto was unable to finish his sentence when the redhead gave him another hard jab, and he turned his face back into the pillow to scream out his partner's name as his orgasm hit him like a brick wall. Thick streams of pearly white fluid covered the redhead's hand and the bed cover under them. Gaara gifted his lover with another lustful growl and lifted Naruto up off the pillow, then moved his cum soaked fingers to his lovers mouth. He forced his middle and ring finger past the blonds lips to silence any other sounds the boy made while he sought his own release.

When Naruto clamped his lips around the redhead's slick digits and sucked fervently, Gaara knew he was at his end. Using the hand at Naruto's face, he pulled them backwards until they were both sitting up on their knees. His free hand wrapped around the tanned middle and pulled his lover back onto him just as he gave a final, hard thrust. Gaara sank his teeth into the supple flesh of the blond's shoulder and his body convulsed violently as he came deep inside his lover with a groan.

Both of them remained motionless for several minutes after, trying to bring their rapid breathing back under control. Only when Gaara felt his calves going numb, did he collapse sideways, pulling the blond with him. They landed on the soft pillows with a deep sigh, hands searching in the dark until they found the others and their fingers interlaced. They were both covered in sweat and sex, but neither could find the strength to move. Naruto snuggled deeper into the warmth of his boyfriend's arms, knowing no blanket would be needed when Gaara kept his room at a constant eighty-five degrees.

"We have a few hours to..." Yawn. "get some sleep before school." Naruto noted, but Gaara was already fast asleep.

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(You didn't think I would just leave it like that, did you? You know better.~grins~)

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Naruto shifted slightly when he felt something cool and smooth rubbing against his thigh. Thinking nothing of it at the moment, he nudged his sleeping partner to put an end to the unconscious groping. When he felt it again, cerulean eyes peeked open and looked down to stare dumbly at a long slender body with beady eyes and a forked tongue.

"GYAAA!!!" The blond wailed and jumped off the bed to land in an undignified mass of limbs and pillows on the floor, effectively startling the redhead into wakefulness. Teal eyes blinked groggily as his brain registered his boyfriend standing from the floor and his four foot Burmese python slithering across the mattress.

"Oh my god! Gaara, wake up!" A female voice yelled from down the hallway and heavy footfalls brought the yelling closer to his bedroom door. "Gaara, it's ten after seven! You're late for school!OHMYGOD!" Temari's eyes widened to that of saucers when she threw open the door to see Naruto and her youngest brother in all their naked glory. She spun herself around and hid her eyes against the doorjamb.

"Christ, don't you knock, lady!" Naruto screeched and ripped Gaara's discarded rave pants up off the floor to cover himself. "And why isn't that thing locked up!" Naruto continued, turning back to his boyfriend to point at the seemingly innocent snake with a haughty glare.

"Who the fuck is he! And why are you both naked!" Temari yelled, still shielding her eyes.

"Why wasn't the door locked!" Naruto screamed.

"Gaara, you're late for school! And for god's sake, have some decency!"

"Where the fuck are my pants!"

Gaara, who was still on his side, remained silent throughout the whole ordeal. He propped his head up on his hand to take in the situation with amusement gleaming in his teal eyes. He could have thought of a thousand better ways to introduce Temari to his lover, but none could have been more enjoyable than this.


So, how I'd do? Feedback is much appreciated, but don't leave a review just to tell me I'm a dirty, naughty little girl, 'cause I already know. Let me know if you think you can handle another chapter, 'cause I'm thinking of reversing the roles. One shot just isn't enough.~evil laugh~