Author's Notes: Just for fun, another cultural misunderstanding from the Doctor, which is quite small compared to thinking 'football is the one with sticks'! But still... what Amy has to put up with.
"So, all set then?"
"Why are we doing this again, and why do I have to dress like this?"
"It's just a distraction!"
"I look like 'Pretty Woman'!"
"Except ginger."
"I thought you said it would just be normal sluttish clothes, these are prostitute sluttish clothes! Is this all you could find?"
"This...isn't this what you do?"
"No!"
"Oh...sorry. Remember, distract him, grab the key-card. If you don't come back in twenty minutes, I'll come looking."
"Great."
"That's the spirit! Twenty minutes! Don't worry, should be easy, he'll just be glad you look like the advert."