SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!
Holly short yawned and walked into the LEP building thing. It was a monday morning and you know how THOSE are.
She took only four steps into the building when the commander approached her.
"HIYA HOLLY!!!!!!!!! GREAT DAY ISN'T IT? THE SUN IS SHINING, THE BIRDS ARE SINGING, THE CLOUDS ARE ROLLING BY!" he laughed.
Holly backed away from him. What was going on?
"um...sir? are you...feeling okay...?" she asked. Root grinned.
"II'M FEELING GREAT HOLLY! HOW ARE YOU?" he asked cheerfully.
Holly ran to the Ops booth to warn foaly about the imposter.
Apparently he already knew.
"I know. Isn't it great?" foaly said.
"Great?! It's not great! The commander is either mentally ill or this guys an imposter, how it THAT great?" holly sputterted.
"He's not an imposter, don't worry."
"Then Roots mentally ill is he?"
"No."
"Foaly he was smiling."
"Yup"
Holly smacked herself in the face.
"You aren't making any sense at all" She said. Foaly smiled.
"You want me to explain?" he asked. Holly nodded.
"yes!" she demanded.
"Okay. I pushed him down a flight of stairs! It was a looong flight of stairs! He blacked out for a bit and then he woke up and was acting like how he is now! cool huh?" Foaly explained. Hollys eye bugged out.
"WHY DID YOU PUSH HIM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS?!" she yelled. Foaly crossed his arms.
"Cuz he called me stupid!" he pouted.
"FOALY! YOU ARE STUPID!" holly shouted.
"No I'm not! He deserved it anyway!" Foaly complained.
Just then, Root ran into the room and up to Holly.
"HI HOLLLY!!!!!! IT SURE IS NICE TO SEE YOU ON THIS FABULOUS MORNING!!!"
Holly glared at foaly.
"YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID TO HIM!" she yelled. Foaly frowned and looked at his feet.
"I'm sorry..." he mumbled. Hollys eye twitched.
Root pointed and began to laugh at foaly.
"What?" he asked.
"YOU'RE A CENTAUR!" root exclaimed through giggles. And then, he fell to ground and began to have a seizure.
"yes...yes i am...and do you know what you are?" asked Foaly. Roots eyes widened and he stopped having a seizure.
"WHAT AM I?"
"An elf."
"OHMYGOD I'M AN ELF!!!!!!" he screamed. Holly began to get fed up with the screaming and so she knocked him out.
"That really wasn't nessisary"Foaly remarked.
"Oh shut up"
"Make me!"
"Okay" said holly, and she fired thre warning bullets.
Into his head
Foaly began to bleed all over the floor.
"You're getting my shoes dirty foaly. Cut it out" Holly demanded. Foaly stood up and crossed his arms despite the fact that he was bleeding from the head.
"FINE!" he said as he stepped out the window.
Holly smiled.
Peace and quiet at last.