I Don't Own Gravity Falls
Okay so I'm doing this because I'm bored out of my mind. Also anyone who says this is against the 'rules' will be ignored for the most part. So save your breath for someone who does care.
ASK INSANE DIPPER
Dipper: Alright women and guys, I'm here because Forest is forcing me to do this. So Dares are welcome, but remember this is a 'Ask' fanfic.
Me: You should be more nicer, and explained who you are!
Dipper: *Mutters* Like I care... *Sighs* I'm Bill Ciphers 'Proxy' or 'Apprentice' at the most. I wear a black hoodies with a blue pine tree on it, dark blue jeans and gold shoes with a red and black cap, with a triangle where the pine tree was. I also go by the name Pine Tree, or Red Pine.
Me: Sorry for his dull tone...*Glares at him*
Dipper: -_- Can I go kill now?
Me: No! YOu are to stay here and start the first few from my friends who inspired this fanfiction.
Dipper: *Sighs* Let's just get this over.
Me: Animation101 asked,
Animation101: ACT NORMAL. GO HOME. TELL BILL TO F OFF
Dipper: *Glares* You act Flippin un-normal! You go home and kill your family! And you do that you baka!
Me: Isn't he nice... *Sweatdrips* Uh...Next!
Dipper: Idiot...
Me: *Grins* Okay, This one is from my friend Fangirlhappiness77. (Other helped out in this idea in my mine was BillCipher5 but he's got nothing at this moment) She has asked you to...
Dipper: *Curiosity Peaks* Yes?
Me: Go on a Killing Spree with Bill.
Dipper: YES! I get out of here early! *Runs out the door at sonic speed*
Me: I will get you back here! And he'll possible come back with a lot of blood on him and more insane than normal. Please send in ASK and/or Dares!
Dipper: Time to Kill! *Laughs insanely*
Me: NOOOOO NOT MY CAT! *Runs out after him*