I don't own Bleach. Unfortunately. A little bit of silliness set during the Arrancar Arc.
How in the world did Kenpachi Zaraki deal with these two? Hitsugaya wondered. Of course, Zaraki probably herded cats as a hobby. He'd managed to persuade Ikkaku to carry only a wooden sword, but Yumichika kept setting off the metal detectors. Not to mention Rangiku, who was being her usual irresponsible self. He finally decided to confront Yumichika after school, at Inoue's apartment. Inoue had stopped off for some groceries- how that girl hadn't managed to poison herself was beyond his understanding.
"Ayasegawa, we need to talk. How many weapons are you carrying?"
"Are we counting blackjacks as weapons?"
"Yes. But we both know that's not what you're carrying. You set off ten different metal detectors today."
"Would you believe I have a lot of piercings?"
"No."
"You actually yelped when I took you to have your ear pierced," Rangiku pointed out.
"Says the woman who passed out."
"My ears are extremely sensitive, okay?"
"Just... hand the weapons over, please. All of them," Hitsugaya demanded.
"Fine," Yumichika moaned.
The first weapons were the blackjacks, then a pair of throwing stars, obviously borrowed from Second. Then a set of throwing knives, then a tanto, and a set of lock picks. Then another tanto, and a pair of kunais, a pocket knife, and a few more throwing knives.
"I think that pile's taller than Yachiru-chan," Rangiku remarked.
"Naw, the brat's an inch or two taller than that," Ikkaku said.
Hitsugaya eyed the pile. How did Yumichika move without clanking? Then again, a Fifth seat who went clang in the night was probably par for the course at Eleventh. Did he sleep with them on, like Soi Fong was rumored to do?
"Where do you keep all those?" he finally asked.
"That's for me to know, and for you not to find out," Yumichika retorted.
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"Hey, Ikkaku, do you know where he keeps those?" Rangiku asked.
"How the hell would I know that?"
Hitsugaya excused himself and swallowed an aspirin.
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