Jared Sunglasses

by Kili-Fili-Bofur-Bifur-Bombur

My friend ships Jared with his sunglasses so I wrote a fanfiction for her about it and this is what I came up with

We first met when I was stealing from marks and spencer's. I saw them out of the corner of my eye and I was like "wow! Hot dam they are some attractive sunglasses" and that's how I found out that I was sunglasses sexual.

We dated for a while before I met Melony and it confused me a lot because although I loved my sunglasses she was human and it was properly more normal to date her also she is most likely the last human so I think we have a moral obligation to repopulate the earth with her

But then the alians took her so I though "screw this!" and I proposed to my sunglasses and they said "Yes!" so we got married and then melony came back and it got really awkward but "whatever" you properly want to hear about the actual story and not my complicated love life.