Sorry let's try that again. By mistake I posted the unbetaed version.

Pain in the butt

By Kalnaman

Warnings: Literarily some pain in the butt. Exposed backside. Please give the story a chance as it has a twist.

AN: In this AU Jack doesn't have a son named Jack, but a son called Spencer. He was never married to Haley. Spencer has the last name Reid so he won't have the problem to have the same last name as his dad, since he's on his dad's team at the BAU. I may write their background story one day. Who knows? Thank you VirginSerpent for beta.

Summary: Hotch is not quite happy with Spencer's way of taking care of himself.

Category: Father/son. One shot.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Criminal Minds :o(

Spencer's face wasn't the only place on Spencer's body that was a deep red. So was his right butt cheek. It hurt like hell. Spencer was so embarrassed. He was bent over Hotch's office desk. His pants and boxers were pulled down to his knees. Hotch's left hand was resting on the small of Spencer's back while his right hand was causing pain on Spencer's right butt cheek. "OW! Stop it Hotch!"

"Stop being a baby, Spencer! You only have yourself to blame for this!" Hotch kept causing pain to the butt cheek. He then gave Spencer a light swat. "OW!"

Hotch just ignored Spencer; he helped him to stand up and get dressed. He softened when he could see Spencer having a hard time not to cry. He hugged him and said, "Let it out son. Just let it out." Spencer started to sob his heart out in Hotch's shoulder. "It hurts, Dad."

"I know son, I know. It'll pass. You'd better think twice the next time." Hotch said while getting Spencer out of the crook of his neck, so Spencer could see his face and Hotch could look firmly into his eyes. "Ya hear?"

Spencer nodded. "Yes Sir," he said while sniffing. Hotch gave him one final hug. "Come on. I'm taking you where you should have gone two days ago!" Hotch said firmly that brooked no arguments.

"But Dad!" Spencer whined.

"No buts! And then you ARE going to stay with me for awhile until I can be sure you can take care of yourself."

"But I can take care of myself."
Hotch just shook his head while he dragged Spencer down to the bull pen. Morgan, Emily, JJ and Rossi looked at them, confused. "What has the kid done now?" Morgan asked.

"Not now, Morgan." Hotch said irritated. He then left with Spencer and their team stood back at the bull pen and betted on what Spencer had done this time to get Hotch so worked up. If only they knew. Morgan was sure he would win the bet, but to be honest no one would.

Spencer pouted while Hotch and he waited to be called in. Hotch was sitting, but Spencer was standing; no way did he want to sit.

"Dr. Spencer Reid!" Hotch and Spencer heard. 'Finally!' Spencer thought. But when he was about to take a step he stiffened. He really didn't want to go inside. "Can't we just go home, Dad? Please?"

"No, sorry. You need to go inside."

"But I'm fine," Spencer whined.

"No you are not, and you know that!" Hotch then firmly grabbed the back of Spencer neck and dragged him inside.

Inside a man said. "What can I do for you two?"

"My son here was bitten by a big spider on his right butt cheek two days ago…"

The doctor raised his eyebrows. "Two days ago? Why didn't you get here sooner?"

Hotch let out a frustrated sigh. "Because my son thought he could handle it by himself. I'm lucky that I found out about it today, or he would never have come to you or told me for that matter."

The doctor shook his head. He then turned his attention to Spencer. "Well, drop them and lean over the examination table." The doc said while he put on a pair of gloves.

Spencer pouted. "Aww, not again."

The End