Author's Notes: Nosocomephobia: phobia of hospitals.
"How can you not like hospitals? You were in one with us and you didn't give a fig."
"Post-regeneration and a world to save? Anyway, just they always end up being scary."
"You are kidding me, right?"
"No one likes hospitals, do they?"
"You? And all the things-"
"Oh, ha, ha, ha! Hospitals are awful, on this planet, if they discovered I had two hearts, they'd probably experiment on me, and plus hospitals all over the universe are are filled with cupboards and air conditioning systems that could be possibly filled with rats, carnivorous, vicious species of aliens, naughty Catkind, Legionnaire's disease, or...River Song!"
"You waggled your fingers at the wrong thing! 'Carnivorous aliens, rawr'!"
"Oh, no, trust me, I didn't..!"