Fanfiction
Linguine x Lasagne
Fifty Shades of Linguine
Chappert One – My love for u is lik a fliring fellini
Lasagne walked up to his best friend, Linguine. He hed to teel him that he secreteley lovd him. His beats by dr dre were playing MCR n Good Chrtotte.
Linguine looked beuttiful, his eyes were yellow, so was his mouth n his lips n his nose. He was also yellow, for he ws a pasta, unlike the other coloyred pasta becuaes coulred pasta is not yellow.
"Hello" said Linguine. His voice was sexxy and deep, like a deep bath of tmato sorce. He flt his yellow stomuch turn in2 hot n stemy tmato sorce.
"Hello." He replid. He put hz pastory arm round "Let me hav my way wiv u."
"OMFG" Sed Lingiune, who wz shockd.
Aurtors Note
Soz da first chaptra is so short. I wnt to fank loren for de splling .