A/N: Hey everyone! Now as you all probably know from the profile(Or not, like I really care), I am the ever lovable and ever crazy GG! So yeah...Fear it, I guess. Anyway, this is a little story that Angel-chan and I are co-writing(well technically co-writing plot...I'M the one writing it...). Oh yeah, category WILL change with each chapter, since this is gonna cross over with every anime and manga that we've seen. But when we hit a certain chapter, it WILL stay that way. But other than that, just check the Naruto cross over section all the time. Now Disclaimer, if you will!

Disclaimer: GG and Angel own nothing. If they say they do, then you have every right to smack them upside the head with a tuna.

Two girls were walking down the street, one with brown hair shoulder length curly hair and the other with reddish brown hair tied up in a high ponytail with side swept bangs over her left eye. The two both had green eyes, but the reddish haired ones were seaweed green while the brown haired ones were emerald green. Both were laughing like there was no tomorrow, and enjoying the time the spring day outside.

"So really now, that's what you did to the guy?!" exclaimed the reddish haired one. The one next to her nodded her head enthusiastically, giving off a very hyper energy.

"More or less yeah! I just grabbed him by the collar and said 'Bitch if you don't get outta my way I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass it ain't even funny!'" she said, re-enacting for her friend the scenario. She continued laughing, wiping away tears from how long she had been going at it.

"Wow GG, I always knew you would say something like that, but that's just…wow!" She said, calming down slightly. The girl named GG gave her a goofy grin, and soon stopped in front of a building.

"Well, here we are!" she said, gesturing to the rundown building like she always did. It was a normal building, nothing out of place. But the things that went on in there were, well….

"You've got the key right?" Asked the girl. GG pulled out a silver key, decorated with a flower design with the hiragana for otaku inscribed on it.

"Angel-chan, by asking me if I have it, you've insulted me and my otaku ways! How could I ever forget something as precious as the otaku key?!"

"Just making sure." She said, holding up her hands as a sign of peace.

"Good." And with that, GG inserted the key into the lock of the old building and turned. The door opened, revealing not a dark, damp room like it should, but a warm, energetic living room, very much like that of an apartment. The two teens entered the house, and together shouted their welcoming.

"WE'RE HOME!!"

"WHO MISSED US?!" GG shouted afterwards. Soon, sliding down the railing of the stairwell, came a blond blur of orange and black.

"ANGEL-CHAN!!" It shouted, and then proceeded to glomp her, which caused her to spin around in a circle.

"Hey Naruto! You've been good today?" Angel asked him, ruffling his hair.

"Of course I have! Aren't I always good?" He asked her playfully. She laughed at him, giving him her own hug.

"What? No love for me? I freaking made this place you know!" GG shouted, though she always went through this. Kinda like a welcome home headache.

"Yes, and we're all glad that you two are keeping us hostage here." Said a voice. GG turned to face a boy with onyx eyes and dark hair that somehow miraculously shaped itself as a duck's behind.

"Oh shut it you. No one cares what you think anyway."

"That's not what the fan ratings say."

"That's all fangirls and you know it! Besides, shouldn't you be screwing Sakura right about now? Or do I have to force you two like last time?" GG said, wiggling her eyebrows mischievously. The boy in front of her slightly blushed, remembering exactly what happened last time.

"No…" he answered quietly.

"That's a good Uchiha! Now why don't you go and do something useful for me Sasuke? Like my math homework!" She said, trying to push her homework onto him. Of course, he just scoffed at this and walked away. "Oi bitch! Don't you walk away from me! I have violence and hentai on my side damn it!"

"I knew you two were home when I heard shouting." Said another voice. The two girls turned to see a pink haired girl with green eyes coming towards them.

"Of course you know we're home when there's shouting! It's our way of letting the world know that we're here Sakura! I thought you were the smart one of Team 7?" Asked GG, which earned her a few indignant shouts from the other two members.

"I am, but that doesn't mean anything when it's you two."

"Well, can't argue with those facts. Now who wants pancakes?" GG asked, completely ignoring the fact that it was five in the afternoon.

"Isn't it a little lat for pancakes?" Sasuke, the killjoy of everything, asked.

"You can never have pancakes too late!"

"Amen!" Chorused Angel.

"See? Now let's go get us some pancakes!" And with that, GG walked into the kitchen with the others hot on her heels. Sakura eyed the otaku key swinging proudly around her neck and finally voiced a question that was bugging her for quite some time now.

"Hey GG?"

"Yes?"

"If that otaku key can open up this building to this place, what would it do to doors in this house?"

GG stopped her rummaging in the fridge to ponder that question. "You know, I've never really thought of it. Let's see what happens!" She then ran up the steps to a room that was primarily used to keep the weapons used by their friends and themselves. Though GG kept hers on her at all times, she still had back-up ones for those other times. GG entered the key into the lock and twisted it. Something clicked within the door, though nothing on the outer side changed.

"Well? Someone open it!" Angel said, glancing from behind GG since she was shorter then her. Which was odd, since she was older than her.

"I'll do it!" Naruto said, and soon opened the door. What lay before them was not a room full of weapons, but a peaceful looking countryside, with gentle clouds rolling through the sky.

"Wow…It's so peaceful…" Sakura whispered, almost afraid to break the beauty that the other world held. What came up before them though was a completely different appearance. A girl soon appeared in front of them, her reddish brown hair combed to two sides. She glared up at them, blue eyes filled with rage and hatred.

"Liars!" She screamed at them, almost chopping their heads off with her cleaver. The group luckily ducked before she had the chance, slamming the door in her face.

"Okay…Never mind that last sentence!" Sakura said, heart pounding. The group nodded, agreeing to never mention that again. GG, however, was deep in thought, thinking over what had just happened. She suddenly realized who it was, and screamed for joy.

"What?!" Angel asked urgently, wanting to know why her friend was screaming and jumping for joy.

"This key can open up to different worlds if we use it in this house!" GG shouted, hugging the key to her chest and never letting go.

"Really? Cuz I could really use a place to hide out for a while." Naruto said, remembering the magna and all its evils that it was bringing upon him.

"Oh sure! Let me just lock up this world." GG said, and with that turned the lock to the weapons room, returning it to normal.

"What world was that anyway?"

"That was Higurashi no Naku Koro ni." GG explained, knowing all about it after having been a dedicated fan for quite some time.

"I see…So where to next?" Angel asked.

"How about…Right here?" GG asked, gesturing to a door right across the hall. The group shrugged in agreement, not really caring where they went to. GG inserted the key into the lock and turned, causing the door to click. She opened the door, to reveal yet again another countryside.

"Alright, if this is another gore anime I'm leaving!" Naruto said, slowly backing away from the door.

"Nay, I think this is just a peaceful one. Kinda like Lucky Star!" GG said, referring to another anime she watched.

"Oh. Alright then! See ya guys later!" Naruto said, and jumped through the door. GG was about to close the door when Angel suddenly stopped her.

"GG."

"Yeah Angel-chan?"

"I think we just sent him into Inuyasha."

"So?"

"So? Naraku's in there! He's gonna absorb and kill Naruto!" Angel said, shaking her friend. GG's eyes opened wide as she understood.

"OH SNAP I JUST KILLED NARUTO!!" She shouted, beginning to run around in a circle.

"Technically you just sent him off to his doom." Sasuke said, again being a killjoy.

"Either way!" She replied, digging through the weapons in the room. Sakura walked over to her, glancing over her shoulder.

"What're you looking for?"

"This!" She said, and proudly held out a fishing pole. The group stared at it, wondering what in the name of God she was going to do with it.

"A fishing pole?" Sasuke asked skeptically, not really believing that stupidity could sink this low.

"Yes a fishing pole! Got a problem with that bitch?" She shouted, marching over to the door.

"What're you going to do with it?"

"This!" She said, and cast her line into the door. "This way, we'll catch Naruto in no time flat!"

"Oh this sounds like fun! Let me grab my pole too!" Angel said, and ran off to find her pole.

"Grab my Inuyasha hat for me please!" GG shouted, sitting and making herself comfortable at the doorway.

"Got it!" Angel said, running back with a pole in hand and a red hat with a Shippo plush keychain in the other.

"Thank you!" GG said, and took the hat from her.

"So what'd we do now?" Sakura asked her.

"Now we wait for a bite, and hope that it's Naruto." GG said, and the two friends plus anime characters sat back to wait for their first bite.

A/N: So yeah...Updates on this are probably going to be sporatic as hell because A) I really don't have time, B) When I DO have time I just procrastinate it away, and C)...Do I even have a C? Ah well, I know there's some other reason. So don't expect much coming from here. Maybe once a month, possibly more if I get more written. Leave reviews, and you'll receive your very own otaku key!(Oh yeah, you KNOW you want to get one). Until then, JAA MATA!!