The Making of Tomb Raider
By,
Lita Jolie
I have loved Tomb Raider the day it came out. I feel really bad that I made this story because
it seems as if I am insulting tomb raider. If you are a tomb raider fan do not be affended please
because I love Tomb Raider too. I am just trying to be funny.
Well Lara is making her new movie "Lara and her Homies". Lara is not to pleased to be making this film
The only reason Lara has agreed to make this movie is to hang out on the set with the sexy guys. While
Lara is on the running on the set she trips over a cord and falls flat on her face.
Lara: OOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! I want my mommy! Where is my lawyer? GET MY LAWYER!!!!!
Director: Lara calm down. Don't overwork yourself. Save it all when we are making the film it would
be perfect.
Lara walks over to the director and slaps him on the head.
Camera Man: 3 2 1 ACTION!
Lara: [saying her lines]. Yo! What's up my homies? I ain't know'n abou' you but I just feel'n fine!
Another Actor: Hey Lara got some cats?
Lara: I ain't got no cats!
Director: CUT!! No no no! Adam it's hey Lara do you got some drugs?
While Lara is laughing at Adam's mistake Lara falls of the stage and hits the floor. She turns her body
up and while laying on the floor looking helpless Lara starts to sing "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor".
Director: Lara get up and act like a normal person! You sound stoned!
Lara: It's ok G. I'm just chillin.
Do you like this is stupid I know tell me if
there is anything I can do to improve my stories.
By,
Lita Jolie
I have loved Tomb Raider the day it came out. I feel really bad that I made this story because
it seems as if I am insulting tomb raider. If you are a tomb raider fan do not be affended please
because I love Tomb Raider too. I am just trying to be funny.
Well Lara is making her new movie "Lara and her Homies". Lara is not to pleased to be making this film
The only reason Lara has agreed to make this movie is to hang out on the set with the sexy guys. While
Lara is on the running on the set she trips over a cord and falls flat on her face.
Lara: OOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! I want my mommy! Where is my lawyer? GET MY LAWYER!!!!!
Director: Lara calm down. Don't overwork yourself. Save it all when we are making the film it would
be perfect.
Lara walks over to the director and slaps him on the head.
Camera Man: 3 2 1 ACTION!
Lara: [saying her lines]. Yo! What's up my homies? I ain't know'n abou' you but I just feel'n fine!
Another Actor: Hey Lara got some cats?
Lara: I ain't got no cats!
Director: CUT!! No no no! Adam it's hey Lara do you got some drugs?
While Lara is laughing at Adam's mistake Lara falls of the stage and hits the floor. She turns her body
up and while laying on the floor looking helpless Lara starts to sing "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor".
Director: Lara get up and act like a normal person! You sound stoned!
Lara: It's ok G. I'm just chillin.
Do you like this is stupid I know tell me if
there is anything I can do to improve my stories.