The Mystery of the Missing Rings
Elena had just sat down to watch Ryudo and Mareg knock each others brains out, when Tio comes from around a corner.
"Have any of you seen my rings?" she says.
"Jewelry rings or weapon rings?" asks Ryudo.
"Weapon rings."
"I saw Roan heading for the coast with a wierdly shaped bag in his arms." said Elena.
"What shape?" asked Tio.
"Circular."
"You need to have you eyes checked! It was bag shaped!" Ryudo informed.
"If only you had looked at the bag, you would have known that it were circular, you idiot!" yelled Elena.
"YOUR THE IDIOT!"
"OH YEAH?" Elena and Ryudo started into one of those seemingly endless arguments.
"I did see where Roan went." said Mareg, his load voice booming over the arguing voices.
"Master?" asked Tio.
"He did go that way, and the shape of the bag was indeed circular." continued Mareg. Tio nodded and headed towards the sea. Not long after that, she found Roan sitting on a rock with his head stuck in one of the rings.
"I'll help you, on one condition." said Tio "You must give me back the rings."
She was just about to pull the ring off when Roan slid out of the ring, off the rock, and into the jungle.
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! MUWAHAHAHAHA!" screamed Roan. "She'll never catch me, or my precioussss." Suddenly, a crewman comes onto the stage. "Roan, that lines not in the script!" he yells.
"Acually sir, it is in A script. It's in The LORD of the Rings." said the cameraman.
"Thats right!" said Roan "And after all, this is a story about rings, isn't it?"
"Yes." replied the crewman, "But these rings are compleatly different."
"ROAN!" shouted Tio.
"Oh crud!" said Roan, as he ran behind a prop tree.
"Come back here!" screamed the enraged Tio. She jumped after him and started beating him.
"Now this is action!" said Ryudo and Skye together. Elena and Mareg were right behind them.
"Should I stop rolling?" asked the cameraman.
"Keep rolling!" replied the crewman.
"But why sir?"
"This is million-doller footage here!"
Everyone went to see the movie when it was done and lived happily ever after. Well....all except for Roan, who ended up with 2 broken ribs, 5 missing teeth and a fractured tibia
The End?
Elena had just sat down to watch Ryudo and Mareg knock each others brains out, when Tio comes from around a corner.
"Have any of you seen my rings?" she says.
"Jewelry rings or weapon rings?" asks Ryudo.
"Weapon rings."
"I saw Roan heading for the coast with a wierdly shaped bag in his arms." said Elena.
"What shape?" asked Tio.
"Circular."
"You need to have you eyes checked! It was bag shaped!" Ryudo informed.
"If only you had looked at the bag, you would have known that it were circular, you idiot!" yelled Elena.
"YOUR THE IDIOT!"
"OH YEAH?" Elena and Ryudo started into one of those seemingly endless arguments.
"I did see where Roan went." said Mareg, his load voice booming over the arguing voices.
"Master?" asked Tio.
"He did go that way, and the shape of the bag was indeed circular." continued Mareg. Tio nodded and headed towards the sea. Not long after that, she found Roan sitting on a rock with his head stuck in one of the rings.
"I'll help you, on one condition." said Tio "You must give me back the rings."
She was just about to pull the ring off when Roan slid out of the ring, off the rock, and into the jungle.
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! MUWAHAHAHAHA!" screamed Roan. "She'll never catch me, or my precioussss." Suddenly, a crewman comes onto the stage. "Roan, that lines not in the script!" he yells.
"Acually sir, it is in A script. It's in The LORD of the Rings." said the cameraman.
"Thats right!" said Roan "And after all, this is a story about rings, isn't it?"
"Yes." replied the crewman, "But these rings are compleatly different."
"ROAN!" shouted Tio.
"Oh crud!" said Roan, as he ran behind a prop tree.
"Come back here!" screamed the enraged Tio. She jumped after him and started beating him.
"Now this is action!" said Ryudo and Skye together. Elena and Mareg were right behind them.
"Should I stop rolling?" asked the cameraman.
"Keep rolling!" replied the crewman.
"But why sir?"
"This is million-doller footage here!"
Everyone went to see the movie when it was done and lived happily ever after. Well....all except for Roan, who ended up with 2 broken ribs, 5 missing teeth and a fractured tibia
The End?