Author's Note: I thought this would be entertaining so I hope you all find it enjoyable. I claim no ownership over Star Trek or its characters.
Picard nearly jumped when he nearly sat right on a bunny sitting on his chair.
"What is the meaning of this?" Picard asked irritated.
The crew looked downright confused until they noticed the rabbit on Picard's chair.
"I do not know why there is a rabbit on your chair captain. In fact, I did not even notice the rabbit until now." Data admitted.
"An android not noticing a rather rabbit sized detail."
"Sir?" Data asked confused.
"Never mind, Data. I'm going to figure out who did this. Number one?"
"Not me this time. I promise," Riker said.
"Oh come on Jean-Luc!" Q yelled a bit irritated that he wasn't suspected first.
"Q, what is the meaning of this?!" Picard asked angrily.
"Oh, I was just having fun Jean-Luc. In fact, I was planning to have more."
"Wait Q! You better not put-" Picard began angrily, but it was too late.
The whole bridge was infested with rabbits. One of them bit at Picard's pants.
"Ow," Picard said when he eventually felt the rabbit's bites, "Q, stop this nonsense!"
"But I don't want to!" Q pouted like a child.
"Q, stop this now."
Instead of stopping Q also used his magic to make a lot of cute little guinea pigs appear on the bridge.
"Q!"
"Guilty."
"Q!"
"I'm not stopping, Jean-Luc."
"Q, you better stop this nonsense right now."
"But I don't want to!" Q said stamping his feet and sticking the bottom part of his lip out.
"Sir, perhaps I can take the animals of the bridge." Data offered.
"Go ahead, Data."
Data ran around trying to catch the rabbits and the guinea pigs. He eventually caught one only for it to squirm out of his hands.
"Q!" Picard yelled.
"No." Q said.
"Q!"
"No."
"Q!"
"Do you really think third time is the charm?"
"Captain, I'm getting irritated with these creatures!" Worf yelled.
"So am I." Picard agreed.
Data managed to finally take some of the guinea pigs and rabbits off of the bridge and put them safely in the brig, but the bridge was still infested with them. When Data was about to finally finish, Q made more appear.
"Q, I said to stop!" Picard shouted.
"And Picard, I said no!" Q yelled in Picard's face.
"Data, you can stop trying. It seems that Q isn't going to stop." Picard said.
"Oh stop being such a baby! I'm getting bored of this anyways." Q said before finally making all of the rabbits and guinea pigs disappear.
Picard facepalmed himself in irritation, but he was glad all of the animals were gone. Q went to bother somebody else.
Author's Note: How did you like the story? Was it cool?