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I'm Rize, Youre Mira
Smoke billowed from the windows of the small apartment. The two girls inside were glancing over paperwork, cigarettes hanging idly from their lips. Throwing a small stack of papers across the room, Rize tossed herself on her back, an inhumane sound escaping her. Mira rolled her eyes but didn't speak, ignoring her friends loud complaints about their workload. Rize began screeching, demanding attention before her friend had finally had enough.
'WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?' Mira shouted, putting her cigarette out with unnecessary force. Rize rolled onto her stomach, resting her chin in her hands as if she did not just makes sounds similar to summoning a demon. The smile that formed on her lips was much too innocent for the mayhem she kept recreating. 'Don't give me that look, you idiot. Stop screaming. The faster we get this done, the faster we ca-'. A loud knock interrupted her sentence, causing her to groan. Rize jumped up at the sound, going to answer the door, praying every god she could think of for this heaven sent break from her hellish work.
Entering their apartment were 3 males, Naruto, Sasuke and Shikamaru. Each of them holding a small shopping bag. 'We heard Rize screaming 3 doors down, so we decided we should make sure she wasnt dying' Shikamaru spoke as he took off his shoes. Mira stood to escort them out, knowing with them there, their work would never be done. Rize clung to Shikamarus, whining about how 'mean Mira was being by making her read things that werent books'. Naruto laughed as he unpacked his bag, revealing none other than ramen, what a surprise. Shikamaru brought beer for some odd reason or another. Sasuke being the emo bitch he is continued to stand as if he had never been in another persons apartment which was hard to believe since he practically lived with Sasuke.
'Sasuke, why are you here?' Rize spoke over Shikamarus with a glare cold enough to freeze hell over. He shrugged his shoulders, standing unnecessarily close to Naruto.
'Let him stay, he brought snacks!' Naruto all but yelled. Rizes freezing glare was then directed at Naruto for thinking she would be okay with such a pest in her living quarters. Sadly, her stare didn't phase him in the slightest as he ushered the idiot to sit down. Mira stood, puffing out her chest.
'EVERYONE WHO DOEST LIVE HERE, LEAVE. NOW.'. Silence enveloped the room before a wave of laughter made Mira sigh in defeat. No use fighting with idiots. 'Why can't you go somewhere else, we're obviously busy, go be annoying somewhere else' Mira spoke with a monotone voice, although she wasnt heard over Narutos yelling about Ramen.
The party took a turn for the worst when Sasuke said that pineapples don't go on pizza. Rize stood quickly, letting out a sound more horrendous than the last. She picked up Sasuke, which is weird since she can't lift children over the age of 8, and stomped towards the window. Naruto began to wail, begging Rize not to throw his friend out, literally. Shikamaru laughed with Mira, enjoying how this all happened in less than 5 minutes. But things got worse when Rize really did throw Sasuke out the window.
He died, thank god. Naruto cried, Shikamaru took Sasukes sharingan for himself & became hokage, and Naruto left the village and died from eating poisonous ramen. The end