28 ways to annoy House
Take his regular cane and switch with an old man walker.
Give him a lollipop instead of his pills when he's in pain.
Slap the pill out of his hand as he's about to take it.
Hide all his pills.
Mail all his pills to his mother.
Cry and pout about something stupid in front of him.
Talk about some drama that happened at school.
Take his ball and throw it out the window and say, "fetch!"
Delete all his scores off his game boy.
Call him Dr. Gregory instead of House or Dr. House.
Say everything he says.
Make him watch a dramatic movie with you.
Take his cane and whack his bad leg with it hard
Then say "ouch" and run away with his cane.
Tell him Stacy divorced her husband and then say "Just kidding"
Ask him about Stacy all the time.
Mumble when you talk to him.
And make a scene when he yells at you for mumbling.
Insult his theories.
Annoy him by singing a stupid song when he asks or talks to you.
File down his cane.
And laugh out loud and take pictures when he falls.
Call his mom and tell her to come over to his house and tie him to a chair and make him talk to her and tape the whole conversation and post on the Internet.
Have Stacy kiss him say, "I love you and only you" and then have her slap him and say, "just kidding"
Replace his bum leg with a robotic leg.
Remind him over and over that his an addict.
Follow him everywhere.
Take him to Dr. Phil.