Fortune- I own nothing


America was bored and decided to play with a new app on his I phone. A fortune telling app.

"Man this new app is awesome!" he said casually as he hit the next fortune button.

'Your brother is hungry... For brains. Don't worry your safe... For now.' the app stated. America screamed in horror "AHHHH! I gotta leave, find a safe house, get everyone and just run..." he started babbling on about finding a safe place he didn't see Canada come down stairs.

"ARRRG! AL! Some people are trying to sleep!"

"Ahhh! ZOMBIE! GET AWAY!"

"What the?" Matthew was quite confused. "Al, what are you talking about?"

"GET AWAY!" Alfred yelled as he ran to the airport, and went to England.

|~Time skip~|

"ENGLAND YOU GOTTA HELP ME~!"

"What do you want, you git?"

"Mattie's a zombie!"

"... Who?"

"Canada!"

"Oh... What about him?"

"He's hungry for brains, LOOK!" America exclaimed as he took out his phone

"Alfred, thats just stupid. It's a fake. Take it again."

America did as he was told and he was a little upset at what he got...

'I see great stupidity in your life.'

He put his phone down and sighed. "That was close I thought we were going to have to fight a swarm of zombies"

"Alfred, there's no such thing."

Unfortunately, none of them saw the news channel playing behind them.

"A naked homeless male ate the face of another man..."

The end


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