Disclaimer: Guess What?! I actually do own InuYasha! I'm kidding, It's property of Rumiko Takahashi… I wishI owned InuYasha.

Scene 1

Setting: Magical Feudal Era InuYashaLand

(InuYasha, Miroku, Sango and Shippo are waiting for Kagome. They are very bored.)

InuYasha: Man, where the hell is Kagome?

Miroku: She's in the future.

InuYasha: I know that. I mean why isn't she here?

Shippo: Ha ha! You miss her!

InuYasha: Shut up, I don't even like her like that, dammit! Oh, and since Kagome's not here, I can kick your ass without having to worry about her saying…

(enter Kagome)

Kagome: Sit boy!

(InuYasha falls down)

Shippo: Kagome, InuYasha was being mean to me! Oh, and he really missed you.

InuYasha: (directed at Shippo) I'm going to hurt you.

Kagome: Sit boy!

(InuYasha falls down he gets up and glares at Kagome)

InuYasha:

It's hard to believe/ That one little word/ Can ruin my day/ Isn't it absurd/ You can't blame me for thinking/ She's kind of a bitch/ Whenever she says/ InuYasha sit/

It's hard to believe/ How much that it hurts/ When you become/ Aquainted with dirt/ Nobody can say/ That I deserve it/ When Kagome says/ InuYasha sit/

It's hard to believe/ That one little word/ Can ruin my day/ Isn't it absurd/ You can't blame me for thinking/ She's kind of a bitch/ Whenever she says/ InuYasha sit/

It's hard to believe/ As soon as I find/ I like her a bit/ She changes my mind/ You can't really expect me/ To deal with this shit/ Whenever that girl/ Says sit/ Whenever that girl says sit

Kagome: I am not a…

InuYasha: Bitch? Yeah you are. I mean I didn't even do anything!

Kagome: Sit boy!

(InuYasha falls down)

Kagome: Now let's go, I sense a shard of the Shikon Jewel nearby.

(everyone leaves except for Miroku)

Miroku: (directed at audience) Hello all you lovely ladies out there in the audience tonight. Would any of you like to bear my children?

(in the midst of this Sango walks back onstage)

Sango: Miroku, what are you doing?

Miroku: Uhhh…so remember to turn off all cell phones during the performance. Thank you. Hey, Sango! Let's go find that Jewel shard.