Why my friends and I should not be in 'Naruto'

by Cloud Arcanine

Every time I see my friends I ask If you were in 'Naruto, what would you do? And now, for the first time ever, it's here! Warning: No pairings, complete randomness, and things just plain wacky.

Why my friends and I shouldn't be in 'Naruto'.

Cloud Arcanine: Some of my friends don't like their real names being mentioned on the internet so their names are in code but they aren't appearing in this chapter. The people in this chapter don't mind their real names metioned. The only names not mentioned are mine and my friend Akumarumon. I'm Cloud Arcanine. Each person chose what would happen to themselves. I have weird friends so if you have some awkward dreams don't blame me.

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-/-/-/Jenny's story-/-/-/

"Jenny look out!" Cloud Arcanine shouted to her friend Jennifer as a soccer ball flew at her head.

"Huh? Ah!" Jennifer yelled as the black and white ball in her square in the forehead. "Ow!" She said, falling down and rubbing her forehead. Suddenly a large, orange unicorn horn appeared from her forehead. "Wow! Cool!!!" She said in awe.

"Oh my god! Jenny, what's that thing on your head?!" Cloud Arcanine asked one of her best friends.

"I dunno but I sure like it T.C!!" (Yes. For some reason she calls me T.C. Don't ask.) "I shall use it to fight evil!" She said happily. Then it fell off. "Awwww." Jenny said in dissapointment. "I'm bored." She said out of nowhere. "I'm gonna go harrase that guy that you like." Jenny said to Cloud Arcanine.

-----5 minuets later----

"Hey Kakashi!!!" Jenny yelled at Kakashi. "Can I have some of your hair gell?"

"Huh?" Kakashi asked in confusion.

"I mean, you've got enough of it! You must buy it in bulk!!" Jenny said to Kakashi. Kakashi gave her a weird look and walked away.

Then Jenny found her next victem. "He-----y Naruto!"

"What?"

"Why do you have those whiskers?" Jenny asked in an annoying voice.

"I dunno."

"But why?" Jenny persisted.

"Because I was drawn that way!! I don't know!" Naruto steamed then walked off. "Jenny shrugged then went to hang out with Ino.

-/-/-/-/-/-/Alyssa's story-/-/-/-/-/-/

Alyssa, Cloud Arcanine and Kakashi were at the barbecue place that Choji always eats at, watching him. In disgust. Soon he got up and walk over to them. "Hey, do any of you know where Shikamaru is?"

"You probably ate him." Kakashi muttered under his breath.

"What's that?" Choji said in annoyance.

"N-nothing! Nothing at all!" Kakashi deffended himself.

"I heard what you said. What? Huh? You wanna go? Huh? You wanna go?"

"Do you want to use me as a shield?" Cloud Arcanine asked Kakashi.

"No. He'd just eat you." Kakashi said in fear. But then the head cheff announced a free bouffet. A Choji was lost in a crowd.

"I'm bored. Let's go for a walk." Alyssa said.

"Okay."

"Sounds good."

--------a bit later------

(I'm changing the style for this portion so it's easier to understand)

Cloud Arcanine: "Hey lookie who it is!!" -points at Gaara-

Alyssa, Kakashi, Cloud Arcanine: -run over to Gaara-

Alyssa: -points at Gaara- "It's Gaara! Ahhhhhh!"

Gaara: "Ahhhh!

Cloud Arcanine: "Ahhhhhh!"

Gaara: "Ahhhhh!

Kakashi: "Ahhhhh!

Gaara: "Ahhhh!" -runs away-

Kakashi, Alyssa, Cloud Arcanine: -laughing themselves into comas-

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Cloud Arcanine: If anyone likes it and wants more chapters, I should have more ideas by this friday.