Now, this is a story all about how
My life got fucked upside down
And I'd like to take a at least a few hundred episodes
Just afk right there
I'll tell you how we became the swaggers of a world called Azorth
In west Kalmidor born and raised
On the Battelground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' my gear all cool
And all playing some herthstone outside of the inn
When a couple of elfs who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my Garsion
I got in one little noscope match and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Orggrimar"
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my gear and sent me on my way
She gave me a sword and then she gave me my gold.
I put my guild tabord on and said, 'I might as well no scope it'.
wariror class, yo this is bad
Drinking Mnt Dew out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of orgimar living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're casuals, tryhards all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this Mlg Orc?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the Swaggers of Azoroth
Well, the Wryven landed and when I got of
There was a dude who looked like a garud standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get Kiked yet
I just got here
I Charged with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a Wolf and when it came near
The But said Swag and it had dice in the Ears
If anything I could say that this Wolf was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Orgimar
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Mnt'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my Garrsion
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Swaggerof Azorteh