The couples court

by special agent Ali

Are the rumors we write about our favorite couples real or one big lie? In this crazy fanfic of court-room drama, you, the reader, are my jury as I pester and annoy the NCIS cast about relationships. Is it Gabby, Tabby or McAbby? Tiva or Tate? You decide. This wasn't written to insult any couple I promise. I just want to know if you like or dislike a certain couple.

1. tate

Hi! You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Alison. The stories are fake, the relationships are false, the people are liars, and now our guilty party arrives.

Bailiff: first case between Ms Caitlin Todd and Mr. Anthony Dinozzo

Bailiff: please rise for the judge

(Judge enters room)

Judge: please sit

(Judge looks over case file, several minutes pass)

J: Ms Todd I understand you are suing the fan fiction website for false advertisement of a relationship between you and Mr. DiNozzo

K: That's correct your honor, there is no way in hell I would ever even date him that it's downright dirty to write we slept together

T: that's because your honor Kate is too prim and proper to even have sex (lowers voice) poor things still a virgin

K: I object, just because I refuse to let it be said I slept with him (glares at Tony) does not make me a virgin

T: No, it just makes you a lesbian Kate

K: ooh I hate you, your honor I would like to call Timothy McGee to the stand please

(Judge nods and a young man in a suit walks up)

K: Timothy, please tell the court in your own words what you think of this "Tate" is it real or fake

MG: I think it is unfair to write what may be just rumors, but Tate may be the truth, whether you guys admit it or not the fans know the truth they see and Tate is proof

T: I call Abby Sciuto to the stand please

(Judge nods and a Goth girl in pigtails sits in the chair)

T: Abby will you please tell the court that this is all a misunderstanding, Kate and I should be together as the website says

A: I'm not sure Tony, Kate and I go to the spa to relax and get away from our problems, but yes you two do make a great team and Tate is sweet

T: thank you Abby, your honor I call Dr. Mallard to the stand

(Judge nods now looking bored and an English gentleman approaches)

T: Doctor will you please tell the jury your side of the story

DM: In my opinion you two have a lot of problems, when I was told to act as peacemaker you two were at each others throats, but it seems you two do make a wonderful team I believe Tate is the proof of that

T: thank you doctor, I call

J: enough already Jury you may make your decision

You be the jury are the stories true write in a review and tell the world if its just another lie or true love hidden inside these two