Eternal Boondocks
Though the Boondocks world has ended, I've come up with a way to create my own tales. This was one of my favorite shows, and I was sad when they ended it. So here it goes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Boondocks, and am not making any profit off of these stories
Tale/Episode 1: Toaster Strudel Debate
He sat on the couch listening to Riley's game, while he was attempting to read a story for school. Though he saw no purpose in reading a novel that scarcely had meaning to the topic they were studying.
Huey looked up from his book, to the clock.
'Hmm, almost time for breakfast' Huey thought to himself.
He stood up, and walked into the kitchen. Huey went to the freezer, and put the last Toaster Strudel in the toaster. Then he looked to the small packet of icing, which always seemed to not have enough icing in it to cover the entire Strudel like on the commercial. As Riley would say "That's gay! How you goin' not put enough icin' in the thing...THAT'S IT, I AIN'T NEVER EATIN' ANOTHER TOASTER STRUDEL AGIN'".
Though what Riley had said wasn't true, he immediately came back for the third to last one after that. Huey headed back to the fridge, and began to search for the orange juice.
As he found it, he heard the toaster strudel pop up. Then the unmistakable sound of the packet being empty, and then there was Riley about to bite into Huey's toaster strudel.
It wasn't like Huey to be violent when it came to food, but something inside of him. Something just snapped.
"OW" Riley exclaimed.
Huey had thrown a fork into Riley's hand.
"What you do dat' for" said Riley.
"We agreed, I get the last Strudel" said Huey.
"I ain't never agree to nuttin' " said Riley.
Huey took out a tape recorder lodged in his pocket, and clicked play. "I Riley give Huey the last Toaster Strudel. Aw! That's a bitch move Huey" the tape recorder shut off.
Riley laughed a little.
"It still a bitch move, now I takes that back...and I'm eatin' this Strudel" said Riley.
As Riley reached for the Strudel again, Huey shot Riley's hand with his bee-bee gun.
"What the hell" yelled Riley.
"Boy watch your mouth" yelled Grandad from the opposite room.
Huey turned his attention back to Riley, who with his good hand had picked up the Toaster Strudel and which was about to enter his mouth.
"Don't even think about it" said Huey.
Riley's eyes turned slightly to the side where Huey stood, his bee-bee gun pointed to Riley's head.
"You'd shoot a nigga' for bitin' a Strudel" asked Riley.
Huey's face was emotionless, and his eyebrows moved in an angry position.
"That'd be really gay my nigga" said Riley.
A vein in Huey's head twitched. Riley began to lower his mouth on the Strudel, and Huey shot. The bee-bee bead hit him so hard, Riley flew into the wall. The Strudel hung in air, and both brother's ran towards it.
Huey began to shoot repeatedly, Riley began to dodge like mad. Riley grabbed a bee-bee gun from the knife drawer, shooting back at Huey.
"You ain't gettin' that Strudel Huey" yelled Riley.
Huey ran out of ammo first, but Huey hit Riley upside the head with the bee-bee gun.
"Ah! AY, THAT ONE HURT" said Riley.
He went to grab the Strudel, but Riley grabbed Huey's foot and threw him as far as he could.
"That's how we real niggas do it" said Riley then going for the Toaster Strudle.
However Huey suddenly appeared out of nowhere, and kicked Riley squarely in the jaw. Riley straight into the wall, and cracked a picture of their parents.
"Great, look what you did...now we'll be in loads of trouble, goin' and brakin' mom and dad's picture" said Riley.
"Boys, what are you-" Granddad looked at the cracked picture, and then to the Toaster Strudel.
"Granddad, I can-" "It's all Huey's fault Granddad" said Riley bringing up some fake tears in his eyes. "I tried to tell him, but he wouldn' listen...an' he wen', and try to kick me through the wall" said Riley at Granddad's feet.
Huey looked at Riley incredulously, and then at Granddad startled that he actually believed Riley.
"You really belive-" "To your room" said Granddad pointing out the kitchen.
Riley smiled secretively, and stood up as Huey walked out of the room.
"I think I'll jus' finish dis'" said Riley heading to the Toaster Strudel.
"Go to your room" said Granddad again.
"But I didn' do nuttin'" said Riley.
"I'll beat that ass if you don't go" said Granddad.
"I'd like to see you try" mumbled Riley.
"What was that" yelled Granddad.
"Don't beat me Granddad!" yelled Riley running out of the room.
Granddad went to get the broom, and sweep up the remains of the picture (which had fallen to pieces).
"This is all your fault Huey" said Riley.
Huey did not reply, perhaps it was his fault...after all, if he hadn't gone food crazed they wouldn't have been sent upstairs. However, in all reality Riley wouldn't get in as much trouble as he would.
'Guess we aren't having breakfast' Huey thought to himself.