—REVERSE FATES—
—REVERSE FATES—
--SASUKE --
Disclaimer
I do not own the characters from Naruto, but -BEWARE- as soon as my 'Icha Icha –Instant voodoo dolls kit-'come in from a 'special' akatski HQ deep within the Amazon…I Shall!
-Evil Laughter-
Sasuke: "Why didn't she take her meds this time?"
Naruto: "Um…I may have sorta, uh, lost them…hehehe, sorry!"-Hides behind Sasuke-
Sasuke: "…….We is doomed."
Naruto: "We're so fucking dead, HEY WERE'D SHE GO?!"
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Everyone just assumed that Uchia Sasuke would be perfect. They just decided that, he too, was perfect. It's so very funny how jealousy and greed can override a person's ability to see, clearly, how very wrong their little assumptions are.
"Itachi oni-sama, you asked for me?" Sasuke asked coldly, taking a seat across from Itachi in the small café. Itachi barely looked up at Sasuke as he sat down. "Father requests you check on his most recent investments." He said smirking condescendingly, handing a list to Sasuke. "You're in luck, they're all in Japan." With that Itachi paid his check, rose from his seat and left Sasuke alone, exiting the cafe.
As the younger of the two sons of his father, the head of the Uchia family and business, Sasuke was second in line to take over the business. That is, if his older brother Itachi cannot for some reason carryout his obligations, which is a long shot considering who his brother is. So with that in mind, Sasuke's current, and primary, responsibility is to continue the Uchia bloodline. That and to be his father and brother's 'errand boy'; he was responsible for running around and checking on the establishments and investments of his fathers company.
Sasuke remained seated and looked over the new list. A waiter approached him. "Can I get you anything?" He asked hesitantly, Sasuke eyed him momentarily before glaring and looking away. Sasuke and this man had a brief affair about a month ago, it hadn't ended well. The other hated the pile-up of secrets and lies; they fought in the end and decided to end things immediately. Sasuke ground out a curt "no thank you" and left without ordering a thing. 'The list isn't that big, let's see…'Sasuke thought, heading home, 'I can cover most of these all relatively quickly...' "Sasukeee-kuuuuun! Hi my name's Yamanaka, Ino!" said an overly lively woman. Sasuke sort of recognized this barely clad slut as a friend of Sakura. 'She works in one of my father's business partner's flower shop investments.' Sasuke noted silently as Ino continued.
For some reason, unfathomable to Sasuke himself, people especially females felt the need to practically worship the ground beneath him. The whole thing made him sick; they shouldn't waste that kind of (creepy) energy on the likes of him. If they knew the extent of some of the secrets Sasuke hid away, they'd realize it too. Sasuke knew himself all to well, and was thoroughly disgusted.
"I was hoping- I know you're married-and sakuras my friend,sorta" Yup, definitely a slut. " But maybe we could you know-" She was cut off abruptly by the Uchia's trademark, If-looks-could-kill-then-you'd-be-dead- glare. The women sqeaked and hurried off in the opposite direction. Sasuke sighed sullenly content that he'd, hopefully, be left alone. He continued on towards his home, the Uchia estate, if he could call it that. "Difficult" He said thoughtfuly.
As a result, Sasuke is constantly being harassed by women. It didn't help himself that Sasuke was handsome. But the women were all the same; greedy, slutty, selfish, superficial, and vain, and most of all they were boring. As far as Sasuke was concerned, the bitchy gold diggers could all fuck off, find someone else, go to hell, you get the picture. The painful truth is that Sasuke wasn't in to women, ever. By this point Sasuke had not only lost interest in trying to ignore the truth, but by now he was also sick of females altogether. Yes, though he'd never (willingly) tell, Sasuke was and is gay.
Sasuke entered the house, locking the door behind him. Quietly he passed the pink-haired woman asleep on the couch and placed his new list on the coffee table and slipped into his office. Sasuke opened a hidden compartment of his desk, he pulled out a book, with the title
'Icha Icha Paradaisu, Make-out paradise --Yaoi Edition--', and started to read.
That wasn't an option though because his father found out and, upon seeing that he couldn't get Sasuke to happily marry, he took option two. He had Sasuke arranged to marry his father's business partner's daughter, Sakura. A prime example in Sasuke's mind of why Sasuke detested women, and after a full and excruciating year of marriage, it was clear to Sasuke that she was only a flower skin deep. In her mind she was bi-polar and very self conscious. She had a good heart Sasuke decided, but so what? Sasuke was in hell.
"Sasuke-chaaan!" a loud voice, belonging to his 'wife' Sakura called out. Sasuke cringed, quickly putting the book back in its hiding place. He glanced at the clock, -Sat.7:00 a.m.- flashed on the small screen, 'She's up this early, why?' he wondered. Using all his Uchia self-control he willed his member to go back down to normal. He took a deep calming breath before he opened the door and came face to face with his, now wide awake, wife; Sakura. "Yes, what?" He ground out. Sakura, unfazed by her husband's usual mood, held up a piece of paper, "You've got a new list." She stated; it wasn't a question. Sasuke looked annoyed, "What of it? I can take care of all but one of these, because they're within driving range, by Monday. Then I'll leave Kyoto and once I'm in Osaka; I'll check my fathers 'charitable onsen investment' and then I'm done." He stated irritably. Sakura did some repulsive mix of glaring and pouting. "It's our one year anniversary in a few days," She stated matter-of-factly, Sasuke paled slightly. "What's your point?" He questioned cautiously. At this, Sakura grinned, "My point is that, because it's the anniversary of our souls being bound to one another a- DONT make that face!" She snapped, glaring at Sasuke who, a second ago, looked like he was going to puke. "Anyway, once you've finished the jobs here in Kyoto, you and I are celebrating our love and marriage by us both going to Osaka and to the onsen to check it out. I've arranged it with your father; we'll be there for a week or two, like a vacation." She announced confidently. Sasuke was aghast 'Damn, I can't back out! That woman has my father on her side…' He sighed, frustrated, "Fine, not like I have a choice." He glared before leaving his house and heading out to begin his list, Sakura skipped off triumphantly. As Sasuke called for a limo to pick him up, all the while pondering ritual suicide, He noted enviously the two men walking by, across the street. If you looked closely you could see, the taller man had spiky silver hair and a scar on his eye, confidently reach for the other man's hand, though you could barely see for sure. He wasn't completely sure but with his Uchia 20/20 vision, Sasuke could swear he saw the brunette, with a scar on the bridge of his nose, tentatively take the hand and smile briefly at the other man. Sasuke sighed longingly before getting into his limo, the Uchia symbol emblazoned on the doors, as it arrived pulling over.
Yes some people have all the luck.
You could assume that, in the whole world, there was probably much worse luck than his. As far as Sasuke was concerned though, his luck couldn't possibly get any worse.
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There you go, my first chapter! Please review, ill have better after thoughts for the next chapter, Which, im already working on!