DISCLAIMER: I wasn't even born when it all started. So how can they be mine?

SUMMARY: 16 year old DJ Tanner tries her luck on American Idol. I'm trying to make a happy story because some of you thought that "One Wild Night" was sick and revolting.

Stephanie is 11 and Michelle is 6.

CHAPTER ONE

"Don't be ridiculous." laughed Stephanie Tanner. "DJ, you just turned 16. American Idol? Why?"

"Because I am a gifted singer, thank you very much!" DJ said hotly. "Uncle Jesse even said I have a good chance. And what are the chances of the auditions being right here in San Francisco?"

"San Fran is a big time city." Stephanie remarked. "That doesn't mean you have to go try out for a reality TV show just so Simon can tell you off on national television."

"Well, Dad, Uncle Jesse, and Joey all support me." DJ said. "I'm going tomorrow and that's that."

"Tomorrow? Auditions start in three days!"

"I'm going to camp out to make sure I get an audition."

"You are nuts."

"I know! But this is my big chance."

Stephanie shook her head and left the kitchen. Just then, Michelle entered.

"I want to audition too!" announced six year old Michelle.

DJ laughed. "You have to be 16, Michelle. But you can help me choose my song."

"I only know the alphabet song."

"Well...that's...um, too long." DJ said with a cringe. she was determined not to humiliate herself in front of the world.

"Fine." Michelle huffed, and walked off.

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The next day

"Before you leave, let's practice one more time." Uncle Jesse instructed. He began the opening chords of her song.

"Born to be wild...born to be wild..." sang DJ.

Uncle Jesse clapped. "Good! You're a winner, Deej!"

"I wish we could have an accompanied audition. Your guitar playing makes the song even better."

"Well, that's show biz! C'mon, lets go, you don't want to be late."

"Uncle Jesse, I can drive!"

"You can't drive to your own audition! That's unethical. Besides, I need the car!"

DJ rolled her eyes. "Whatever."

And so they left.

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Do you like? I know it's the wrong time period for American idol, which was not even around in the 80's. but that's why we call it all "fiction."

I will put the next chapter up ASAP! I've been busy. But I might just discontinue "One Wild Night" because some of you thought it was disturbing.

Reviews appreciated!