It was a lazy summer day, and I was trying to find a reason so I could ditch my History of Magic class. I rubbed my forehead in exasperation. A realization hit me. Thank Godric for Voldemort, I thought silently. I fell out of my chair with a thud, clutching my head in my hands and hoping I wasn't over doing the dramatics.
"Granger, Weasley, please escort Mr. Potter to the infirmary. Thank you." Drawled my new favorite ghostie. Hermione glanced at me worriedly.
"Harry, is it You-Know-Who again? Cuz if it is, tell him he still owes me 5 Galleons." Hermione announced, very seriously. Um...
"What? Wait...no it's not Voldemort." They both cringe as I say his name. You know, you would've thought they'd be used to his name by now.
"Then what happened, sweetie?" Ron asked, putting his hand on my shoulder. I glared at him.
"I told you to stop calling me sweetie, Ron." He grinned and batted his eyelashes. He's seriously turned into a bit of a creeper once he decided he was bi.
"Aww, I can see the love between you two. Such a cute couple." Hermione teased.
"I know, right? Wouldn't Luna be so jealous?" Luna was Ron's new girlfriend, who I liked much better than Lavender. Actually, I pretty much like everyone more than Lavender.
"I see the boy who lived and his little friends are assuming they deserve special treatment again. I should hope there is a good reason you aren't in class?" I clenched my fists. I swear, this guy is worse than the dementors.
"Yes Snape, they were taking me to the infirmary." He scowled.
"I vaguely remember the infirmary being in the opposite direction. Surely you of all people would remember." He sneered.
"Thank you, Severus. I'll be sure to keep that in mind." I growled. Ron shivered as we watched him leave.
"Ooh, I can just feel the sexual tension between you guys, it's thick like peanuts." Ron mused.
"Why do I hang out with you people?" I wondered out loud. They gasped.
"You people? Don't be so gingerist Harry or I'll have to tell your girlfriend."
"Besides, you know you love us."