Yugi-ette's Random Encounters

Chapter One: Yami, a T.V., and a mallet

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Sometimes I really wonder about my brother's yami.

I come over to visit my brother- and eat, of course, my yami cleaned out our fridge. How does she stay so skinny? I swear she eats like a Wheeler! What was I saying? Oh yeah, so, I come over to my brothers house to say hi and raid the fridge, and I hear someone shouting.

My first thought is, of course, my brother's safety! So, five minutes later, munching on a peanut butter and jam sandwich, I wander upstairs. I just love peanut butter. I tastes good and when you throw it at walls, it sticks! It also sticks in Joey-ette's hair, I found out, but she's apt to throw, heavy, pointy things that are on fire when aggravated, so I don't do that as often. I've taken to throwing it at the Kaiba's instead... What? My brother?

Oh, yeah.

So, anyway, I walk into my brother's room to find his yami yelling at the T.V. Now, I yell at my computer and Gameboy when they don't co-operate, and it usually ends up with the keyboard/Gameboy/N64/Gamecube controller being thrown across the room, but Yami seemed to be trying to communicate with Rupert the Bear.

"Why aren't you answering me? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" he thundered at the poor plaid-clad- Hey, that rhymes! I'm poet! I'll make zillions! I'll buy lots of peanut butter! I'll... What? Continue the story? Yeah, why not.

So, I finish my sandwich and watch amusedly for a couple minutes, then speak up.

"I don't think Rupert Bear knows about the Pharaoh, Yami." He whirls around.

"Oh... Yugi-ette... Why is this humane animal not responding to me when I address it?" He demands.

Sigh.

This could involve a long, boring talk about electricity, then a long, boring talk about moving pictures.

Or, it could involve a quickly made up story to make sure he doesn't... or, make sure he does... Smash the T.V.

'He doesn't think he's worthy' would just provide and ego-boost, which is not what he needs.

"He thinks he's too good for you." I explain, nodding solemnly. Now that's more like it!

He exploded into a long rant of Egyptian, which, I have a feeling, would cause mothers to clamp their hands over their precious children's ears to protect their innocence and pure mind if it was in English.

Too bad it's not.

Snicker.

Hey, he's got a mallet.

Where'd he get that? I guess I left it under my bed last time I came. Or maybe in his closet. Possibly on his head. I don't know. The last thing I remember was finding Yami's sherbet stash... Then waking up on the top of a pillow mountain with red Kool-aid all over my shirt and my brother lying at the bottom of the mountain with a Styrofoam sword also covered in red Kool-aid...

Sometimes I want to know what hell we raise when we're sugar-hi.

95 percent of the time, I don't.

Back to Yami and the mallet.

Hey! That is my mallet! I must get it back!

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"Okay, Yami, the T.V. is granulated now. You don't need to smash it anymore... And give me back my mallet."

"Never!" He has the unmistakable look of a sugar-hi one in his eyes.

NO FAIR! He gets sugar and I don't!

"GIMME MALLET!" I bounce on the bed, once, twice, three times, and then leap at him, tackling him to the ground!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" breathe "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" And he threw me off.

I hit the wall.

"Ow."

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I woke up to my brother looking at my worriedly.

"You're alive! You're alive!"

I shake my head solemnly. "No, I'm not."

His eyes start to water. "You're... Dead?" He bursts into uncontrollable sobbing.

"Are you pregnant or something?" I blink. He blinks. Joey blinks. Yami sweatdrops. "AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!" They jump. Is it that surprising? We're all sitting there silently, blinking and sweatdropping, and there was suddenly an ear-splitting shriek. Is it that scary?

Yugi stares at me, wide-eyed. "What?"

I reach for the mallet. "I smell chocolate."

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Box Personna: O.o;

Seto-ette: o.O;

Yami Yugi-ette: O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Tristan-ette: O.o;

Ryou-ette: O.o;

Bakura-ette: O.o;

Malik-ette: O.o;
Yami Malik-ette: O.o;

Yami Box Personna: O.o;

Cance: O.o;

Aier: O.o;

Taro: O.o;

Pice: O.o;

Lights: o.o;

Yugi-ette: n.n I'M FAMOUS! I'M FAMOUS! *deep bow* *things are thrown at her* n.n n.n n.n

Box Personna: I was up all night... Because... Uh... I was... and I wrote this chapter and two others of this story! ^_^

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