I wrote this a while back and forgot about it. This is me basically telling you guys I'm not dead. So I closed my eyes in the car and this came to me. I regret absolutely nothing.

The men of letters had apparently buried a time capsule, because what else would–could–explain the treasure chest that Sam and Dean found buried in the backyard. The chest was littered in words, mostly ancient Latin, and the two ha decided not to open it until someone had decided it was safe. That someone, being Castiel, was now standing over said treasure chest.

"It seems alright," he said, kneeling to get a better look. He tapped the top of the chest several times and stood up. "Do you have a key?"

Sam held up a smaller box that he'd found on a shelf hidden behind many other things. "I suggested opening it but Dean said he'd rather be safe than sorry." He tossed the key to Castiel.

Castiel nodded in approval and turned to the treasure chest again. He bent down and unlocked it. The kid opened with a soft creak and the angel tilted his head as he looked inside.

"It seems to be weapons," he said, bending over to better look inside.

Dean's eyes wanders to Castiel's ass. He found himself speaking before he really processed his words. "Damn Cas. I must be a pirate because I want a piece of that booty."

Silence rained down on them as Castiel stood and turned to look at Dean. Dean was struggling to fight the blush that threatened his cheeks and Sam was trying not to laugh.

Sam was the first to break the silence with an, "Oh my God, I fucking knew it." He then left the room, muttering something about his brother fucking Angels.

Castiel was squinting with his head tilted. "Dean..." He said slowly. "You're a hunter, not a pirate."

Dean flushed and looked away. "Cas, it's a-"

Castiel's eyes widened. "Dean, was that a flirtation?" Dean nodded mutely, still not looking at Castiel. Castiel smiled. "I like you too Dean."

Unknown to both of them Sam was smirking as he received twenty dollars from Kevin who grumbled meekly.

I seriously struggled with keeping my giggles down as I wrote this. And after dreaming it. Lol. ~Cat.