Alucard and Schrödinger's battle

This is a fan fic I made to show what would happen if schro and allucard fought 0ver something stupid… work in progress.

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Chapter 1

The monster comes out to play…

Alucard walked down the halls of the hellsing building for hours. He thought he was certainly going to puke. Ever since becoming a vampire he never felt sick before, this was a foreign feeling to him. He soon realized that this was not of physical proportions at all, but within his soul. He suddenly realized that his familiars within him must have been causing a commotion. If that wasn't bad enough, Seras came and said loudly"master! Are you okay? You look like you're going to explode!(Or pee yourself)" "WILL YOU SHUT YOUR IMPUDENT MOUTH, AND LEAVE MY PRESENCE YOU ANNOYING POLICE GIRL!" Alucard loudly proclaimed. Looking like puppy on the verge of tears, Seras walked away, confused and broken hearted. As she left she yelled, "You don't need to act like Integra on her period.

Alucard staggered through the halls, wondering what was wrong with him. "DAMMIT!" he yelled, angry with his condition. He cursed and yelled silently in his quarters. He looked like a child not getting his way. Suddenly he spewed out something that looked like a human. It crawled away at lightning speed, out the no life kings window. "What the fuck was that?" He said in a confused voice. Then he noticed something that didn't much surprise him. The sick feeling had disappeared after that thing left him. "so that's what giving birth feels like." Then he decided to check inside himself to see if any of his familiars knew anything about the former event that took place. (Alucard can control his familiars into cooperating with him or tell him information)

Allucard was now within his mental world, reading the thoughts of his familiars. He scanned the area to make sure his familiars were in place. He realized a certain cat boy Nazi was missing! Then a sudden smirk came across his face, "Time to pay this little nuisance a visit!"

Alucard was now back in the world of physical reality. He looked around and saw his room was now decorated with cat pictures and rainbow colored paint. Then he saw a mischievous little figure in the middle of it playing with Alucard's collection of rare action figures worth a fortune. "You little shit!" Alucard was normally violent, but he was about to get really, really violent! "Vat are you so vorried about, wampire?" asked a mock innocent Schro. "You fucked with my stuff! Now I'm gonna make you bleed, over, and over, and over again! I will show you pain! I will rip your head from your shoulders, over and, over and, over again! I will stick my gu-" "vhat are you so angry about you silly man?" said an interrupting Schrödinger. "you got your filthy little hands all over my priceless collection!(not to mention you made me throw you up!)"

Then Schrödinger realized he was in for a world or pain if he stayed in the room so he sought someone else to piss off. "Sir Integra" said Alucard "we have a situation!" "I noticed!" Yelled Integra in pure rage. Alucard realized how fast the neko was and decided to get to Integra as soon as possible. When he arrived Integra was pissed beyond words, and Seras was just plain confused. "guten tag !" said a cheery Schrödinger, smiling rather mischievously. "Where did he come from!" "he ca-" I thought he was dead!"" He was in-" Alucard attempted another answer but was cut off, "I thought you killed him!" "Well he separated from me because he was 'bored'." Alucard finally answered, mimicking the cat in the most insulting, girlish voice he could. "HEY! I don't sound like that!" the German intruder protested. "quit complaining you little, worthless, lowlife, unwanted hobo cat!" Integra snapped. Seras decided to butt in to add a third opinion." Well he may have worked for the enemy, but he couldn't help that! He didn't really hurt anyone did he?" Alucard then reprimanded his servant with a harsh tone. "He killed me didn't he? Don't I count as a somebody? Not to mention that he ruined my collection!" he yelled showing his broken 'valuables' off to his master and servant. "I didn't know that the great no life king, nosferatu, Alucard played with children's toys." Stated Integra."They're very rare collectables!(limited edition colors and sounds) and now their ruined!" Argued Alucard. "They're in perfect condition!" said Seras. "yeah! Said Shro in his whiney 'I told you so' voice. Then out of nowhere, Alucard slapped that boy across the face and shot him in the leg. "AH!" yelped Schrödinger in pain. Then before he knew it, Schrödinger disappeared right before Alucard's eyes. Suddenly the Nazi was across the room wearing Alucard's Hat and Holding His gun. Schro pointed the gun at Integra and said, "Prepare to have your bosses head splattered on the floor if you don't obey my demands! Get me all of the milk in the building!" Then the Nazi boy was then on the ground with Integra beating him with the back of her sword. "aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!" yelled the defenseless cat eared Nazi youth. "Dear god! Don't hit him like that! He's gonna bleed out!" Seras yelled. "NO! HELP! PLEASE! VAT DID I DO, VAT DID I DO, VAT DID I DO!" after poor Schrödinger's screaming stopped Alucard, laughed and seras just hid her face behind allucard. Schro was nothing but a bloody mess on the floor.

Schro, yet again, reappeared in the room after ten minutes wearing tropical vacation clothes. He held a pineapple drink and wore a straw hat and flower necklace. "hola! I thought a vacation vould be nice, ja!" "you clever little bastard!" said Alucard. Alucard suddenly reached for the cat eared menace and grabbed his shirt collar, ready to pummel him on command. Schro winced as Alucard waited for sir integras command.

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