MASS EFFECT 3
A story that just had to be told…..
By: Emantsal
"Shepard! Quit rolling around and get your ass up here!" Andersen barked. Behind him, Shepard continued to roll left, then right, then left again, finally making it over the barricade.
"Sorry Sir! Just trying to figure out this whole movement thing."
"What the hell are you talking about Jane? We don't have time for you to play games. Earth is under attack!"
"I know sir. It's just that I have to… to really think about moving forward, and crouching. And for some reason, when I try to move left or right and go forward, I roll."
"You have to think about walking? Is someone controlling those cybernetics Cerberus installed in you?"
"I don't know Sir. I don't know. Every since the Reapers landed, I've been hearing this voice in my head…"
"Voices? Shepard, now is not the time to tell me things like this. We have to get to the Normandy!"
"Sorry Sir, but - "
"Shepard, take out those husk!"
WARP!
"Where the hell did that voice come from?"
"Oh God! Now you're hearing them, too!"
INCINERATE!
"Jesus F-ing Christ, Shepard! What is that?"
MEOW…MEOW
MORRIS GET AWAY FROM THAT KINECT SENSOR
MEOW… MEOW
"Is that the Reapers?"
"No, the Reapers call themselves Harbinger. I've never heard of this Morris."
"We need to get to the Normandy. Evidently the Reapers are working with this Morris now."
"Maybe it's the mother ship's name, like Sovereign."
"We still need to get by those husk."
WARP!
INCINERATE!
MEOW…. MEOW….
A/N I make no apologies for this stupid little story. Especially when I'm such a spaz with the Xbox controller. And my cat just loves to mess with the Kinect sensor….