HOW TO ANNOY KANAME AND YUKII

by bluefireruby

Like the title say. If you can't take a joke then don't read this please.

1. Chapter 1

HOW TO ANNOY YUKII AND KANAME

(1)Every time you see Yukii enter a room or (say/do) something stupid sing "Stupid MF" by MSI

(1)Trip Yukii

Ask them both do they sparkle

(1)Tell Yukii that she is a Mary Sue

Let the fangirls into their house

Let the flamers into their house

Let the trolls into their house

Show Kaname some ZxY and ZxK Fanfictions

Every time you see Zero and Kaname together sing "Jizz in My Pants" by the Lonely Island or "Faggot" by MSI

Every time Kaname gets ready to fight with Zero shout "Mortal Kombat!"

When you see Zero tap Yukii on her shoulder and say "Dibs!"

(2)Tell Kaname that his hair and eyes are the color of poop

Dump glitter powder on them

Form a cross with your fingers and shout "STAY BACK BLOOD SUCKAS CUZ I GOT A CROSS!"

Put on a garlic necklace

Ask them are they related to Bella Swan

Ask Kaname "Since Yukii is your sister does that make you a Gary Stu?"

Show Kaname some ZxK and ZxY fan art and groups on Deviantart

Show Yukii the AntiYukiiCross group on Deviantart

Every time you do one of the following to annoy Kaname and he starts to chase you scream "Help me!" "He is trying to rape me!"

(1)If you do it in front of Kaname it should piss him off. :3

(2)To add more insult say shit instead of poop.