Dangle entered the briefing room and he was not wearing his trademark short shorts. He instead was wearing a black speedo so of course his nuts were bulging out and he then approached the podium thing.
"Okay, listen," he said as his package jiggled in his speedo as he was talking, which was funny because why would it move when your mouth was moving? Apparently, with him, it was possible, but that was besides the point. "There's a report that a girl named Caitlyn has stolen Balto pin cushions at this store on the other side of town called 'The Golden Girls'. We need to stop her before she does something really unusual.
Raineesha all of the sudden farted really loudly, the air from her butthole ripping against the fabric of her tan pants.
"OWW! MY ASSHOLE!" she screamed as as few tears slid down her beautiful cheeks. "You were saying?"
"Raineesha, you and Clemmy need to high-tail your buttholes over to the area where Caitlyn is and stop her before she shows Phillip a picture she stole from Walter," said Dangle as he did a jumping jack, causing his goodies to jiggle, causing the other male cops to cover their face.
The black cop and the blonde cop got in their cruisers and began to travel to the destination.
"So what do you think this Caitlyn person will look like?" said Clemmy as she looked at Raineesha.
"She'll probably be drawing pictures of Uchiha Sasuke on the wall, ho," said Raineesha as she looked at the other, causing them to barely miss a woman who was wearing a cheetah-pattern dress and rainbow high heels that you could've sworn came from Phil Petrillo's closet.
Soon...they were at the Golden Girls, a fabric store that contained a lot of weird shit and sure enough...there was Caitlyn, a 25-year-old woman who had pink hair, huge breasts, and was wearing a sleeveless tube-top dress that was green and it said, "I love gas stations" in neon blue.
"Caitlyn..." said Raineesha. "Drop the Balto pin cushion. What are you planning on doing with it?"
"I'm going to use it to destroy the website that banned me!" she screamed and threw a needle at the ground and began to cry as a rubber duck fell out of a helicopter and hit her on the head. She laughed and then said, "There's my homie Phillip!"
"GOLDEN GIRLS!" said Phillip as he jumped out of the helicopter with 14 backflips. "So what's up?"
"What is she doing?" asked Clemmy.
"I don't know," said Phillip and they suddenly teleported back home to Minneapolis, leaving the two female cops by themselves and they had no idea what to tell the speedo-wearing Dangle. All the sudden, Clemmy farted.
"OWW! MY ASSHOLE!" she said as she gave Raineesha a high five.