Soldier of Love
Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly
I'm a soldier.
I'm not your typical soldier.
I'm not enlisted in the Army or Navy.
I'm not fighting the war for my country.
Nothing as patriotic as that.
I'm fighting the war for the heart of my best friend and love interest.
It's no easy task.
I have several scars across my heart to prove it.
I want her to be happy.
If that means she has to be with someone else other than me that's fine.
Although, I want it be me.
I really prefer it.
I've been a recon specialist.
Searching out guys I think she'd like.
Guys like me.
Sometimes I'm the communications expert.
Making sure she receives the right messages.
I've been on the front lines.
Watched her date some loser undeserving of her.
Plenty of times I had to be a medic.
Heal her when some jerk wounded her.
I went mercenary on a few of them.
A broken bone heals faster than a broken heart so I figure they got off easy.
I try not to go M. I. A.
I enjoy the battlefield.
It's hardest when she's single.
I'm behind enemy lines and I can't attack because I don't want to become a prisoner of love.
I've become skilled at lying to her.
Keeping my true feelings hidden.
Dating so she doesn't suspect I'm in love with her.
Sometimes I think she suspects.
Maybe even knows.
I've also become adept at surviving.
I had to or I'd have died from not being with her years ago.
I know we'll be together.
One day.
At least I hope.
I am a soldier of love.
Sam Puckett.
General.
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End.
A/N: So that somewhat came out the way I envisioned it and somewhat didn't. I hope you liked it.