"Harry please! Please stop it Harry!", cried Hermione, obviously frigtened, and rightfully so.
"Gaddangit Hermione, shut your mouth, I told you to shut up! You dont want me to tell Ronnie-boy how much of a slut you are do you Hermione? No? I thought so", said Harry, in a rage. Harry Potter wasnt one to be messed with, especially not after numerous glasses of firewhiskey. He was trying to get Hermione to kiss him, which she so obviously didn't want to do. Wait, Im getting ahead of myself! Let me start from the beginning...