Yeah, this thing is just totally random. Fuck, it's 8.30 AM and I haven't gone to bed yet. Can you forgive my randomness when knowing in what state if mind I might be in?

Yeah, Naruto is not mine... BUT GAARA IS! Mwuahahahahaha! So don't you steal him!!

Kiba was pissed. Hell, he was more than pissed. He was furious! Having that son of a bitch of a mother was not easy. But vegetables needed to be picked and she thought Kiba was the man for it. Since when was it a mans job to pick vegetables in the garden behind your house when your neighbour could stick their face out the window and see you? (1) He felt like throwing the carrots down the well. Hell, the fucking tomatoes too! No, he would rather throw the tomatoes at his mother.

Yeah, needless to say, but Kiba had a huge temper. Just like the rest of his family. But today he had special plans. He was supposed to hang out with his friends all day! And his stupid mother ruined those plans by forcing him to pick stupid rabbit-food! All he could hope for was that no one came by to see him. No such luck today.

"What the fuck, man. Are you picking vegetables?!" A loud voice called out. Kiba jumped a mile high as he heard the person holler, probably loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.

"SHIT! Fuck!" he shrieked and vegetables flew around him as he had thrown the basket into the air.

"What the fuck are you doing?!" he hollored and turned around, facing Naruto. Who happened to stand right where most of the vegetables landed. So the blond was, for the moment, totally covered in tomato-splatter, carrot-pieces and lettuce. The whole sight was just so hillarious that Kiba started laughing his ass of. Almost. If it hadn't been for the tomato he accidentally slipped on, making him fall right on the super mega dumbass fucking HUGE PUMPKIN. (2) Now he was covered in pumpkin-puke. (3)

"Aw, fuck no!" Kiba winced from inside the HUGE orange blob. "This day can't seriously be any fucking worse!"

But it could. His mother had heard all the ruckus and came out just in time to see Kiba crawl out of the orange cadaver. So he did what every man would have done it that situation; He ran with his tail between his legs.

(1) Yeah, I know. That doesn't make sence. But that's Kiba for you! Or is it..?

(2) *author currently running away from an extremly angry Kiba* Didn't see that coming.

(3) Yeah lot of notes here, it's all the stuff inside the pumpkin. thought it could be fun to call it puke. Could almost look like it.

Mwahahahaha! Couldn't help myself, I just had to do something! And this is what came up. And it's all just wierd and stuff, no real point in trying to explain myself.

Yeah, I'm gonna keep running away from Kiba now.