((Ok Guys this is my first time writing Fanfic so any review is greatly appreciated and taken into consideration. I have my [WARNING] on the summary so if you don't like the them or the direction I'm taking this then don't read it. It's a very simple concept I'm surprise it hasn't be thought of before. Anyways this type of story is something I've been searching high and low for but have never could find one like this, so I decided to write my own version and give things a slight twist and see where it goes. I might even have people give me some pointers when I run out of ideas.

Inspired by: 'Dreaming of Sunshine' by Silver Queen, 'The Gamer' by Sung Sang-Young, The game Fable & The Naruto series. The SI-OC is mine, but the world Naruto is not.

In case you didn't see the warning in the summary here you go

(OC-SI)(Warning: Yaoi/Hentai/Smut/Harem) (Gender-Bending for OFC)))

"Speaking"

'Thoughts'


Prologue – Previous Life/Death

"Wow, it's raining cats and dogs out there," said a grimacing co-worker.

It was pouring outside when I turned to look out the window. I heaved a weary sigh just thinking about the attempt to go home early to avoid the weather has been brutally crushed. The plan to binge watching anime in a blanket fort while gorging myself on junk, likely to kill me early, were completely ruined. Thankfully, the internet isn't acting up, so I can re-watch some episodes from the "Naruto" series to escape my current situation.

I hummed absently in reply partially distracted trying to plug in my head phones. Inwardly cheering when I plug the cord in I glance at Hita, our Japanese foreign transfer.

I huffed flicking my brown side swept bangs out of my eyes and spoke with an air of mock indifference.

"Well you can bitch and moan about the weather all you want, or you can finish your work and get your ass over here to watch some "Naruto" with me," I reply.

Now properly motivated he finishes his work in a timely fashion and practically swaggers over to me to sit down completely missing the seat.

'Damn Asians and their ability to work fast and efficiently why can't we Americans have such skills?' I wonder to myself

I deadpanned at his failed attempt to look cool. He pouts and dusts himself off while crawling onto the chair. Hita crosses his arms and with a mock action of snootily sticks nose up in the air pushing his glasses up and crows his failed superiority.

"Mi-chan, had not been for me five years ago and my glorious addiction to anime you would not have been able to blossom into a beautiful otaku you are today!" He flails his arms and radiates smugness. "You'd forever be an ungrateful zombie bitch living only for unfulfilling degrading work."

I snapped my pen in half. 'No that would not do,' I said thinking to myself. 'I have this unexplainable urge to shove him off his high horse and stab his bubble repeatedly and wow where did this sudden rage come from?'

I lean back on my comfortable office chair ((A/N because desk jobs suck ass)) and look sharply at Hita with a lifted bow.

Then I smile sweetly at him. Hita starts comically sweating, eyes flicking to every exit within sight, cowering because he knew that he unintentionally crossed a line...again. He ends up in a dogeza and shouts "I'M SORRY!"

If this was an anime I'm positive I'd have a sweat drop because he's too well practice in apologizing. I sigh and wave my hand because it's not worth it being worked up over something true despite it being a little mean…

But I'm a petty person so in revenge I reply with," Yes well no one wanted to get close the pathetic little virgin living only for unresolved sexual fantasies."

We both glare at each other until his shoulder drops and says," Touché."

Now that silly confrontation is over with the sound of rain frantically hitting the glass windows creating an oddly eerie effect with the lightening flashing. We quickly gather leftover snacks from the office fridge that was left behind in our monthly employee celebration. It to keep everyone motivated and well who doesn't like free food? We relocate with my laptop and head to an empty conference room. Flicking lights off, getting comfortable and hitting play.

We watch episodes and bitch about some characters like Sakura ((A/N not a fan of her really tbh)) until the rain lets up allowing us to pack up to call it a night.

I stretch and say goodbye to Hita telling to drive safely. He offers to drive me home I decline since he lives in the opposite direction further than if I were to just take a bus. I strolled down the sidewalk aimlessly enjoying the cool air and the night sky. Anime might be my life now but before when I had no goal worth chasing after I would look at the sky and just feel content because I realize that things are okay, and it could be worse.

Just as I had that thought a car ran a red light and guess who just stepped out to cross and got hit. 'Man, and I was just at the chunin exams too…I wish I could go and beat the shit out of Sakura for being ridiculous joke of a ninja'

I numbly looked down and saw my legs and arms in a bloodied mess. 'Are they supposed to bend that way,' I wondered morbidly fascinated as I recalled the moment when the drunk teenage driver attempted to swerve off to the side only to flip the car over. I can hear myself wheezing and fuck does it hurt with every breath.

The lack of oxygen makes me sleepy and my head is pounding. I begin closing my eyes ignoring the chaos and slip deeper into what I know will be an eternal slumber.


'Huh? What the-!?' That was my first thought I came to and stared…ah well I hope I did since I can't feel my eyes moving or anything else now that I notice. It's more like a state of just being. 'Wow its dark' was a fleeting wonder as I attempted to understand what is happening.

"Hmm. I died. I think?" Voicing my thoughts aloud makes things less creepy. I noticed a ball of light just lingering in front of me….'I wonder if it's strange that I want to touch the suspicious floating light?' I circled around and bit and stopped thinking 'YOLO.'

I moved towards it I was engulfed in a blinding light. I brought my nonexistent arms to shield my eyes and failed that attempt because hello no body. A soft 'ping' was heard, and I looked for the source only to come across a floating blue box that said:

[GAME OVER]

Would you like to start a new game?

[Y/N]

Wondering if I had gone crazy as I had in my daze hit the "Y' icon and belatedly register someone…no…. something was speaking to me. Once I gained my bearings I froze because I wasn't alone anymore.

The being sighed as it noticed my not so hidden panic. It spoke in an otherworldly voice that made it hard to tell if it were a male or female. Giving that thought up as a lost cause you listen for a better understanding and hope to whatever god is listening this isn't a "SAW" movie waiting to happen.

It cleared its throat catching my attention. The being gives off an air of impatience but not towards you realized but towards the unfortunate situation.

"So," it said sarcastically chirpy, "through a random drawing you have been chosen to be reborn in these worlds…based on the points you accumulated the Menu allows you to mess with the settings and buy perks and such you've earn from your life experiences. Oh, and two free bonuses for making it past fifty thousand points. Just ask aloud for any help."

[STATUS]

Name: Micah Edwards

Age: 38 | Gender: Female

Life Points: 50,000

[OPTIONS]

Life Difficulty: Legendary

Video: 144 | Audio: Low

Tutorial: off | Mini Map: off

[WORLDS]

Attack on Titans | Bleach

Naruto | Sword Art Online

Avatar: The Last Airbender | Yuri on Ice

Harry Potter | Sherlock Holmes

Blood +

[CHARACTER DESIGN]

Hair: Dull Frizzy Brown | Eyes: Murky Brown

Body type: Chubby | Breast: D-Cup

Height: 5'6 | Weight: 218lbs

Occupation: Concept Artist

"FUCK!" I shouted to sum up my situation. 'No wonder everything sucked balls no matter how hard I tried.' I felt tears of frustration build and I thought about every horribly failed relationship since childhood, past lovers, horrible living conditions despite being a penny pincher, the emotional and physical abuse growing up in an orphanage.

I sigh and noticed how bad my stats were and change them to a 'normal' setting. Difficulty is going to medium, Video is going to 1072, and audio is going to medium. Tutorial and the Mini Map is switching to 'on' because life is already hard enough without help.

You look things over and cringe at how your appearance is harshly judged but shrugged because it wasn't something you really focused on anymore trying to survive.

'Woah' everything became vibrant and more defined at least the floating box did. The Life Points catch my eyes. 'I wonder how I accumulated so many points if my life was so harsh.' When you look through each achievement you understand and take a moment to let the memories slid off you because that doesn't matter anymore, and you are going to have a new life. And nothing will stop you from living that life to its fullest.

[Achievement]

Independence [1000] (100 per year at orphanage) – Total 10

• Years of being alone since the orphanage days resulted in fiercely avoiding relying on others but to be counted on instead

Unrequited Love [500] (100 per year) – Total 5

• Spending more than 5 years being an avid fan towards another whether real/fictional and female/male

Accidental Pregnancy [1000] (500 per child) – Total 2

• Whoops! An unintended life changing event but still welcomed to brighten your dull and dreary life

Unconditional Love [2000] (1000 per child) – Total 2

• Giving your unborn child your entire love even past the miscarriage and despite circumstances you beat the emotional stress

Sarcasm at its finest [500] (500 per lives lived) – Total 1

• A silver tongue to defend loved ones and attack those that aim to put you down

Cynical Realist [2500] (500 per major blow) – Total 5

• Life has given you heavy blows countless times resulting in a more logical outlook to weigh options

Artist [2500] (250 per paintings commissioned) – Total 10

• Spending more than 10+ years developing this skill to make it a living from it

Musician [2500] (500 per song written) – Total 5

• Spending more than 10+ years developing this skill to fight against depression by making it an outlet for emotions

Chef [2500] (50 per people fed) – Total 48 Adults 2 Children

• Years of making tasty snacks led to a cat's tongue sensitivity and allowed to woo men through their stomachs

Video Champion [2500] (500 per tournaments placing in the top 10) – Total 5

• Constant gaming for a hobby led to a high level of 'Hand-Eye' Coordination

Loyal Friend [10000] (1000 per friend) – Total 10

• Having a tight knit group of friends and staying honest as well as not abusing their trust

Animal Lover [500] (100 per animal) – Total 5

• Saved 1+ animals from being harmed and placed in safe environments

OCD Ailment [2500] (250 per apartment cleaned) – Total 10

• Refusing to backdown to dust-bunnies by having a schedule as a method of relaxation

AAA Road to Recovery [2500] (500 per year successful) – Total 5

• Depression hit hard, but you hit harder and overcame that challenge like a badass

Poker Face [500] – (250 per poker tournament won) – Total 2

• At a young age you realized that crying won't do any good except to be used against you time and time again

Survivor [10000] – (10000 per lives lived) – Total 1

• Having the bare minimum and getting by on bi-weekly checks to last until the next one as well as playing an expert manipulator

Chameleon [250] (50 per major avoidance) – Total 5

• Going unnoticed and being forgettable to avoid having to interact with people that harbor ill intentions

Golden Hands [500] (1 per person handled) – Total 500

• Exceptional lover, great martial artist, delicate attention to detail, and well-practiced in giving people the 'bird'

Hard Worker [250] (5 per projects lead) – Total 50

• Constantly putting your all into every project give to or created by you has given you an advantage in the next life

Seductress [5500] (500 per human bedded in health state of mind) – Total 6 males; 5 females

• Enticing and tempting men into a relationship an into you bed not by looks but my simply being your loving self

'Hm, well isn't that interesting,' as you take a moment to see your life laid out in such an organized manner but backtracking immediately going to the 'Accidental Pregnancy Achievement.' With a quivering voice I whispered, "I was going to have twins?"

My vision blurred with repressed emotions of never getting the chance to lay eyes on the tiny beings you helped create but a small guilty part was relieved that they could never experience the harsh reality. I give a watery shuddering sigh which seems impossible now that I think about with, myself as a floaty thing.

"Hah," I sigh once more to release the pent-up emotion building up from the memories and unorthodox circumstance I found myself in.

Now that I think about it I'm currently in a similar situation as those fanfictions Hita had gotten me addicted to and I wonder how things will play out. I go back to check out the worlds I could be reborn in and reread the list.

[WORLDS]

Attack on Titans | Bleach

Naruto | Sword Art Online

Avatar: The Last Airbender | Blood +

Harry Potter | Sherlock Holmes

I start humming and think back to the shows, books, and movies trying to grasp a better understanding as well as reviewing the pros and cons. 'Let's see…AoT. Fuck no! I mean there's Levi but, fuck, I don't want to be chased by a giant flesh-eating baby,' I grimace just thinking about it, 'Wait!? Will I even be born as a human?'

I panic and yelling for the being, "Hey! So, do you decide what I will be reborn as?"

The being drawls with his unisex voice, "No. The reincarnation process is not in my jurisdiction but through random selection once you finish this part you will continue the second stage and press a button to determine the species from the world you have selected. Thus, leading to a species customization."

I nod in my understanding and go back to the worlds literally at my fingertips. 'Does this mean I can fuck things up?' was a fleeting though that I voiced because it seems important.

"It does not matter as they are your actions but be wary that your actions may or may not alter the flow of events and things may even not happen," it states seriously.

I nod accepting the explanation. I turn my attention back to the list. 'hmm, "Bleach" seems ok-ish with Rukia and the boobs almost make me want to go there but I just cringe at the thought and recall all the times I winced in sympathy for the females.'

I whistled when I saw "Naruto" and the entire idea of being a ninja sounded awesome. 'Sure, I'd be a child soldier, but I mean I can take my frustrations out on others while being crazy and not to mention the hot rookie nine minus Sakura.'

'OMG SAO? That was a badass series, but I don't really like the idea of my body rotting on the outside while my mind is fighting for freedom and being mildly stimulated,' I cringed just thinking how long it would take for physical rehabilitation. It would probably be short lived experience too since it doesn't take that long to finish. 'I mean I would choice that if my next life wasn't about to be a giant game.'

I continue onwards. 'YoI…I mean all the gay moments would have brought me over, but I don't like the idea of fame and the tights I may have to wear.' I really don't like that idea for myself but others it would be ok since I like admiring from afar.

'AtLA…elemental bending is cool as fuck man. But I don't know since I have a feeling that I would be the avatar based on my luck I would be in the middle of conflict.' I sigh but continue.

'"Blood +." That's the vampire series isn't it. The one that isn't about sparkly shit like "Twilight" or the awkward sibling incest romance form "Vampire Knight." I mean the plot would be ok if it wasn't entire focused on romance,' I frown in thought. 'I might be biased though since my love life sucked ass.'

'HP and SH…. those are tough ones. One is magical with a mad wizard hell bent on world domination and the other is crime infested with mad terrorists. I'd like to be magical but fuck I think it would be the worst one with Dumblefuck manipulating Harry's life to be a martyr like dude just tell him the truth. SH is more of a suicidal genius that doesn't know his limits and too arrogant for my tastes, but he is aesthetically pleasing.' I ranted.

I started humming again trying to organize my thoughts age since I went on a tangent. 'Well I'm more into "Naruto" right now and really it has most of the things I actually like. One being magical cause that's what makes unnatural to happen, two being that there's nice looking breasts, three it has action, four there are gay moments now that I think about it, five bending the elements to my whims is a plus and finally there's adventure.' I nodded my decision and select "Naruto."

The box begins to accelerate around me making me slightly dizzy and I notice that It's no longer pitch black but more of surrounding trees and bright blue skies stretching for miles in every direction.

'Ping!'

I looked to the box that popped that said:

[WELCOME TO THE SHINOBI WORLD OF NARUTO]

Would you like to continue?

[Y/N]

Of course, I select 'Y' and it continues the next step where a button that is labeled 'Species.' I had momentarily forgotten this step in my excitement and the button selected itself for the random generator… the waiting is a bit heart pounding because I could literally be anything in the "Naruto" world. It begins to slow down and If I had my body I knew my heart would be trying to free itself for its confinement.

It reveals: "Puny Human." Which makes sense when you compare it to something like a fucking huge ass chakra monster and it could be worse like a fish or tadpole.

Another 'Ping!'

[CHOOSE A STORYLINE YOU WISH TO LIVE]

Naruto's Original Storyline

One of Rookie 9's Storyline

Naruto: _'s Twin Sibling

Naruto: _'s Older/Younger Sibling

Naruto: Be a main/branch member to _

Naruto: A random civilian character

I stared and contemplated the options hovering in front of me. 'If was honest I really don't want to be a clan member with the rules and regulations. Being part of a family seems really tempting but I'm too independent and past the phase of wanting to be smothered in comfort. I could barely take care of myself but that might be because of the difficulty setting as 'Legendary.' So that might mean that my skills are actually quite high if I could get an achievement for them.'

Slightly feeling better for myself even though I'm technically dead I'm glad I can take this time to do what I want without too many consequences holding me back.

'Hm…Would I take over someone's life that basically make the character themselves basically kill them off? No.' I decide that I won't do that mainly because I actually like the male cast and kind of Hinata.

'The creepy stalking Hinata does is weird and fangirl quality from Ino and Sakura are very disturbing and makes me pity Sasuke. Ino's a liability with no actual skill and her clan's Kekkei Genkai just sucks for battle but for T&I it's a great ability. Sakura is just an idiot that can't do anything for herself, blaming others, and abusing Naruto is just a no-no for me.' I continue with my mental rant.

'Hinata would be a potentially good kunoichi but along with the other girls she was boy-crazy and slack on her training because she didn't want to fight. Like dude I get it an all but that is a shinobi village and you are an heiress so get your shit together but no she just watches other belittle her and cries about it.' I sigh realizing that I don't want to be anywhere near the original cast.

I freeze in realization that I was considering to be part of the fucking chaos and conflict. 'Fuck that shit. I'm not going near anyone without a 39' ½" pole.' I was freaking out since I almost was going to be in that fucking mess. I gather myself together and realized that there is only one option to pick.

'I guess there's only one that would really have to choose because I can't be a ball of sunshine who spewing vomits of motivational slogans at the enemy,' I thought to myself.

With a firm conviction I choose to be a random civilian.

'Ping!'

[CHOOSE A BACKSTORY FOR YOURSELF]

farmer, merchant, bakery, tailor, blacksmith, etc.

RANDOMIZE

I once again considered my options and just decided, 'Why the hell not I'm going to be a shinobi no matter where I end up an if I'm a male then that's even better.' I select Randomize and I hear a shuffling sound and wait. As I wait the being interrupted my musing of figuring out who I would live this life.

"Ahem. Well now that we have finally arrived at this stage I can continue with my explanation," it drawls sounding a bit bored and slightly tired.

I give a slight hum of agreement, so it continues, "You won't remember what world you are reborn in neither will you recall word for word what you agreed to or spoke to me about, but you will retain the knowledge that you have been reborn after being born. You will remember your decisions here as your own actions but meeting me shall be erase completely from your mind."

After that explanation I recalled my two free bonuses and asked aloud about them. "It's exactly how it sounds and depending on what you want it will affect you in your new life so think about it wisely," it said.

Now realizing that this is another life changing event I thought hard about what I'd like in my new life. With a spark of inspiration from remembering the fanfics and how they handled being reborn I replied with my choices, "I would like to remember my past life but without my emotional attachment since I don't want it to begin to influence my new life with my past ideals of no murder and such. I would also like to use my second bonus to be brought back to life when I die with no suspicion cast upon me."

I thought about it and nodded because I know I'd likely die in a battle, but I'd like to be alive to at least say goodbye to my loved ones since I couldn't do so for my friends before.

"Very well. I am very fond of you mainly you did not hassle me for unattainable power nor did you belittle me and act as if I were you servant. I will grant you these and maybe when it is you time again we can speak on more friendly grounds."

I felt slightly sad about this encounter coming so quickly to an end since it sort of gave me this opportunity to start anew despite the random drawing and so I replied with a formal gratitude," Thank you very much for your guidance into my new life."

The being gave a huff of amusement and continued on," Now that that is over with when you awake in your new life it will be when you are being born so that you may select a name and distribute your new life points however you wish."

I chuckled and thought that this is off to a great start and I don't think anything could possibly go wrong as my vision began to darken. I spoke too soon as another thought past my mind, 'Fuck will I even be born in Konoha?'


((Ok so I hope you enjoyed that. If you see any mistakes that make your inner "Grammar Nazi" come alive just tell me I won't take offense.

I have my story chapters outline to at least the Chunin Exams but everything until then is how my SI-OC tries to survive her current situation at home and while attending the academy in the future.

Oh in case people wonder since Micah's current gaming ability and the bonus she has asked for, her personality becomes something more mellowed out as she is in a way "numb" from any negative feelings from her past life. But she does keep some habits like her cussing but that was a way for her to express her anger and I'm probably going to wean her off that because a story can be good even without the word vomit.

I'm always looking for more inspiration and encouragement because I'm making this up as I write LOL. My life is completely unpredictable, so my update will be sort of random. Thanks for reading!))