Oh Mr. Todd (kiss)
Wait did you just kiss me you crazy fool?
I'm so happy (kiss)
Mrs. Lovett you are happy I didn't chop your head off yet.
I could (kiss)
You could stop kissing my cheek repeatedly.
Eat you up I really could!
Oh um wow I took that literally.
You know what I would like to do Mr. Todd (kiss)
No I don't I have a bad feeling about this so why can't you stop now that might save my temper.
What I dream? (kiss)
I still don't really care go talk to Toby I don't like this idea of you telling me your problems.
If the business stays as good?
Ok now I might be interested in this it is either get me out of here or throw Toby out.
Where I'd really like to go?
There you just ruined my interest stupid women.
In a year or so?
Why do you keep going on about this just spit it out already because if you are dying there is going to be a celebration.
Don't you want to know?
No I don't but I don't have a choice do I?
Do you really want to know?
Ok just get on with this so I can go slit some throats.
By the sea, Mr. Todd, that's the life I covet
Are you and Toby going alone leaving me? I would be fine with that.
By the sea, Mr. Todd, ooh, I know you'd love it!
Ok I doubt that because I hate you and the sea I get sea sick.
You and me, Mr. T, we could be alone
And what happened to Toby does he die on the way then I kill you this sounds interesting.
In a house what we'd almost own,
As in we you mean me because I will kick you out.
Down by the sea!
Ok I understand that now move on come on Mrs. Lovett the judge might come!
Wouldn't that be smashing?
Um not really but where do I get interested?
Think how snug it'll be underneath our flannel
Ok never and I don't get cold so u can keep Toby warm.
When it's just you and me and the English Channel!
Once again what happened to Toby and maybe you should take swim lessons I might just throw you in.
In our cozy retreat kept all neat and tidy
I will mess it up on purpose then laugh at you when you flip and when you clean it I'll mess it up again.
We'll have chums over ev'ry Friday!
No we won't. I hate people and people hate me.
By the sea!
Ok I understand now will you stop?
Don'tcha love the weather?
Only if it storms and rains and horrible weather then sure.
By the sea!
Stop it! I am sick of the sea you just singing about it is getting me sick!
We'll grow old together!
Doubt that. I will move if I have to.
By the seaside,
Why there we might get hit by water or maybe the house would flood.
Woahh
What did you realize that this is a bad idea?
By the beautiful sea!
Doesn't sound like its beautiful sounds more like torment.
That who'll come by it,
Yea when you are gone or when I am alone either or.
Except a seagull
I hate seagull's they think my hair is a nest.
Hoo,hoo
Is that the sound of screaming?
We shouldn't try it,
We shouldn't move good idea FINALLY!
Though, 'til it's legal for two-hoo!
Once again where is Toby so it should be three not two even though it rhymes.
But a seaside wedding could be devised,
Mrs. Lovett now you are in La La land.
Me rumpled bedding legitimized!
Um I don't have a comeback for that.
Me eyelids'll flutter,
Yes at your last breathe.
I'll turn into butter
Why I thought you would be a pie not butter.
The moment I mutter I do-hoo!
Ya then you will cry when I say no.
Down by the sea
Please please please stop this all about the sea.
Married nice and proper
We would not be married and you are so not proper cooking people into pies!
By the sea
What did I tell you I am running out of stuff to say so are you done yet?
Bring along your chopper
I prefer blades stop trying to offend me.
To the seaside hoo hoo!
Gosh how many times do you have to mention the worst place on earth?
By the beautiful sea!
Ok we are done now get your arm off of me and let's go home and you and Toby can make some "meat pies" and sell 'em when I get some customers eh?