Author's Note: I don't own anything

Summary: Voldemort teaches his death eaters a very important aspect of being a bad guy.

There was a huge sign on the front door of the castle where the death eaters and Voldemort lived. It said in huge bold red letters: IMPORTANT MEETING AT 7 PM! DO NOT BE LATE! ATTENDENCE MANDATORY!

Word spread and all of the death eaters began to gossip about what the meeting would entail. "I wonder what it is," Bellatrix whispered to Lucius Malfoy.

"Hopefully he doesn't want us to go to the store and buy every single item. Remember he made us do that last time?" replied Lucius.

Snape laughed at Lucius and said, "Nope!"

"Do you know what he's going to talk about Snape?" asked Draco as he came into the room.

"Nope, not a clue."

"DAMN!"

This continued for a while. Everyone didn't know what to expect.

It was soon 7 pm and all of the death eaters took a seat. Voldemort stood in front of them proudly with a huge black box. He waited to begin until everyone was seated. "Good evening."

"Good Evening Lord of Darkness!" everyone replied.

"Roll Call…"

5 hours later….

"Good now that everyone is here we can begin."

Half of the death eaters had fallen asleep and were slumped over in their chairs. "I said wake up!" Voldemort rolled his eyes.

He pulled out his magic wand and said a tickle spell. They woke up laughing and a few of the death eaters accidentally wet their pants. It really scared them.

Voldemort went to the black box and shouted, "BEHOLD!"

Voldemort opened the box and pulled out…..CAPES! "Capes?" Draco asked.

"CAPES! EVIL VILLIAN CAPES!" Voldemort cackled.

Voldemort took a step back and said, "Today I will be teaching you how to twirl like a villain."

Everyone lined up to get their capes and Voldemort had a smile plastered onto his face. He stood like that for over half an hour. As soon as everyone had their cape, Voldemort began to demonstrate. He struck a pose and lifted the cape up with his fingertips. He did a fancy twirl and then grabbed the edge of the cape. He twisted his hand and then spun. "You all try now!"

The death eaters all got dizzy and fell to the ground. "We will do this until everyone gets it perfect!"

Everyone groaned.