So far Kenny's pranks had been unsuccessful; he could never quite scare the redhead. Maybe surprise Kyle or annoy him but he didn't get the reaction he'd had been looking for. 'This time for sure' He thought to himself as he hide inside the tiny cramped locker. It was dark and smelt of paper and lead. This was going to be the greatest prank in history.
He had managed to squeeze himself into the small space right before the end of lunch. The blond knew Kyle would need to get his physics homework for the next class. "It's so fail proof." He giggled, imagining the look on his face. "He'll be so scared…"He snickered. The blond shook his head as he heard the bell ring, singling the end of lunch.
He wiggled a bit and tried to get more comfortable, no matter how physically possible that was. He thanked God he was skinny enough to do this, he only had maybe an inch or two of moving space.
He went over the plan once more in his head. Kyle would come waltzing up to his locker like he did every day, probably talking about some assignment of his and then he'd open his locker unsuspectingly. He'll scream, and then Kyle will get so scared he'll run off and with a bit of luck piss his pants. Soon enough the hall was filled with the chatter of students getting ready for their next class.
He could hear lockers being opened and a few girls laughing loudly not far by. Oh what a perfect plan, he really had to give it to himself this time. "You're so smart, Kenny." He spoke softly in the third person.
He had to fight off another fit of laughter, before he heard footsteps right outside the locker. This was it, the moment he had been looking forward to all day.
And then he heard the combination of the locker being dialed in. 'This is it!' He thought excitedly. A few jerks of the door and the locker swung open. "Aaah!" He yelled, loudly enough for the students in the near area to hear. Stan yelled back out of fear and surprise, his eyes growing wider then Kenny had ever seen them.
He backed away from the locker quickly, nearing stumbling and falling over. "K-Kenny, what the hell are you doing in there!?" He asked clutching his books to his chest protectively. "Jesus Christ!"
Something must have gone wrong. "This isn't your locker, this is Kyle's!" The blond said, in disbelief. Shaking his head, his plan was crashing all around him.
Stan shook his head. "No dude, this is my locker! Kyle's is three over!" Stan was still shaking from the surprise, trying to get his labored breathing under control. He really couldn't take surprises.
Just then a certain redhead Jew came walking up behind the two of them, physics homework in hand. "What are you two doing?" Kyle asked, with a raised eyebrow and a questioning look on his face. 'Quick, plan B!' Kenny thought.
You see Kenny had a backup plan, just to be safe. He struggled to climb out of the locker, it took a few seconds but as soon as he did he reached inside his front pocket and pulled out a yellow and green rubber snake. The blond threw the fake snake in Kyle's direction, a look of panic on his face. "SNAKE!" He yelled. Kyle smiled as Stan screamed and ran off down the hall, probably pissing his pants by now. Kenny would just have to try again next time.