Hello pitiful humans! Well here is what happens when me and my friend have too much sugar and watch too much Invad- nope, still cant say it anyways, COMPUTER! DO THE DISCLAIMER! Computer: why am I in your house? Me: who gives a crap biscuit in a can why? Just disclaim!
Computer: fine! Imnotasawesomeasithink (aka anonymously: irkeninvadertreble, or: irkeninvadertreblepaw) owns nothing I am sure Jhonen would have killed her by now if she did… Me: yeah no one cares about your fantasies computer… anyways for the now finally story one-shot thing! Bold is me italic is my friend! Or pre show…
Me: so what now…
Friend: wanna watch Invader Zim?
Me: … okay that's what I was gonna say…
*we watch every episode of Invader Zim we can find*
Me: hehe… *points at friend* okay human acquaintance! Let us play the story game!
Friend: okay but then I'm gonna do an autopsy on you alien scum!
Once upon at time Gir force fed waffles to Gaz. Then she got all angry and she went and stole a laser from Tallest Red and used it to kill a pig. Then Gir told Zim about the pig waffle incident and he freaked out and called the tallest to return the sandwich from episode 1. And the tallest started crying because Zim didn't like the control brains. And then Tak popped up and went to earth and kissed Dib (I'm a DATR fan) and she slept with him and then went and went to tell the tallests that she was bi. And then she went and killed the resisty and scrawled in big letters on the side of their ship "that's a stupid name!" The end!
So that's the end of this crackfic and the end of this irkens reputation… good bye humans and remember, I own nothing, and pay attention to your training units!