Dumbledore's code
Outside the entrance to the Headmaster's office, an increasingly growing portion of the school's staff was gathering.
"Mars bar! Liquorice pipes! Lemon drops!"
"We've already tried lemon drops."
"Damn it, why did the old coot have to change the password now?"
"I want to know why the floo connected to his office failed. Jelly rats! Raspberry boats!"
"Sugar quills! Blast it, I need to talk to Dumbledore about the Weasley twins detention, they've taken April Fools one step too far! Lys melk! Rollo! Twix!"
"Salmiak chocolate! Gah! Why did we allow Albus to enter that stupid, muggle sweets-shop?"
"Daim! Dumle! Liquorice skulls!"
"Have you tried sugar quills?"
"Yes!"
Meanwhile, Albus Dumbledore was chuckling in his office, happily eating on a foam mushroom. He glanced up at his phoenix with twinkling eyes.
"So, Fawkes, do you think they'll figure out the password is 'Albus is the king of the hill'?"
The bird merely cooed though the old man could have sworn it rolled it's eyes at him. The paintings in the room sure did. Dumbledore shrugged and took another piece of sweets. This was almost like a day off, maybe he should start doing this every year... He surely deserved one anyway.
The end.
A/N: Apart from sugar quills (and probably the kind of lemon drops Dumbledore have), all the sweets I've used here is candy which can be found in Sweden and is stuff that I like. I didn't translate salmiak since it doesn't sound appetising at all in english: sal ammoniac. It's one if the tastier liquorices, and it works surspricingly well with chocolate. All the others I tried to translate. If you see I've used something that you recognise but I've translated wrong, could you tell me it's english name? Thanks in advance!