"You're impossibly fast. And strong. Your skin is pale white, and ice cold. Your eyes change color. You never eat or drink anything, and sometimes you speak like- like you're from a different time. How old are you?"
"Seventeen."
"How long have you been seventeen?"
"A while."
"I know what you are."
"Say it, say it out loud."
"Republican!"
"Uh…"
"Vampire then?"
"Are you afraid?"
"No."
"I'm not the most dangerous thing out there…"
"Of course not! The republicans are."
Thanks for reading. I have no beef with republicans. It's just a joke.